So the other day me and my roomate decided we were goona get dinner and then get groceries. We both ate sooo much Italian food and were both absolutely stuffed on like ceaser salad, super cheesy pasta and garlic bread. We both had like massive food babies and were crazy bloated lol and quite loaded with gas lol.

Anyways we needed groceries so we went to the store and we both crop dusting the isles like crazy. We were like playing a game where we would both fart in the isle and then run to the next to see if someone would say something. So when we’re in like the pasta isle we both did our biggest loudest fart yet and omg we were both so close to sharting LMAO. We then sprinted with our carts as quite possibly the whole store heard that and when we rounded the corner we heard some say verbally say OMG WHO DID THIS 😂😂. We were dying I guess it was that bad lol.

Was so funny we both ended up needing to go to the bathroom at the actual grocery store. Sorry if that’s tmi but feels like a necessary detail that only Ibs girlies would get mol 😂

Anyways hope y’all enjoy was so funny 😂❤️🍑💨