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Hookup fart story
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I just made my first post not too long ago, but I forgot how much fun writing can be so now I got a story of a girl I used to hookup with back in college. We were both 21 at the time so some of this gets a bit explicit. Also kinda long, I like storytelling.

So during covid I (like many) was going crazy in my house doing nothing but pretty basic online classes, working out, and playing among us for hours on end. They were dark times, and even darker so because I decided to download every dating app I could find. For a few months, the apps let you chat with people all over the world, which made meeting people way easier even though they could be on the other side of the world.

One day, I matched with a girl (I'll refer to her as Aya, but that isn't even close to her real name) and we hit it off pretty quick. Turns out she lived right between me and the school I would end up going to after my second year of community college. After talking for a couple weeks she tells me to come visit her in her dorm. Apparently her roommates weren't going to be there for a solid week and she was all alone. That was the fastest I ever drove in my life.

Though meeting was a bit awkward, we became pretty comfortable with each other quickly and decided to start cooking dinner. While we were cooking, she told me about how she and her friend used to get gassy after eating Mexican food (which happened to be what we were making). They used to do yoga together and let all their farts out in their room. Her telling me this story drove me crazy, but I was more shocked at how comfortable around me she already was.

A couple hours later we were cuddling and watching a show together on her couch and I heard felt her squirming. She started laughing nervously and said really quietly "I have to fart." I was obviously excited and just told her to let it fly. So she stuck her ass up in the air and let out a loud but short and squeaky fart. We both laughed it off and had sex for the first time shortly after. But after that barrier was broken she didn't even try to hold them in.

Before I went back home she really only let out a few silent farts, but we both knew that this was not our last time together. We stayed in touch and planned our next meetup, but this story is already so long so I'll end it here. But the next time we hooked up I stg she was the gassiest person in the world so stay tuned for part 2.

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