Back after an intense but brief situationship irl, I've unfortunately had to part ways with my gorgeous little boytoy and while I would prefer to have them back, falling back into old habits comes easier than the effort required to find a suitable replacement so soon. Reddit is not without its own problems - my last post was a disaster and you needy edgers have gotten even worse at following instructions, and even introductions. So if you want me to give you any attention at all you have to follow my rules. You must be better for me, that is true devotion.

Me, you ask? Australian, which means I will not be around when you expect. If you're lucky we may overlap - your problem not mine. I assure you the effort is worth it. I'm happy to wait, especially for those who peak my interest. There's always more gooneys in the sea and it's 60% ocean baby. I want cuties that like to suffer, denying their orgasms knowing it makes me smile, taking pleasure that you're useful. Literacy is hot because I like to watch your skills devolve into silly little goonbabble as you torment yourself. Don't come at me with 'hey' 'hi' or begging to cum or control you. Or do, you're the easiest to discard so whatever.

I like a lot and more. You'll feed me when and what I desire, deny yourself and if you're reaallly lucky might...might be allowed to ruin yourself on occasion. Ruining a needy toy is something I love, and my love is to be earned and dished out in small, infrequent doses to be savoured by only the most devoted. Come politely and correctly or suffer the shame of disinterest. Maybe I'll give you a shot.

P.s reading over this came off a bit more dommey than I normally am but don't say I didn't warn you 😘❤️