Bought some parsley looking vegetables earlier today, that tastes a bit like celery but it sure doesn't look like that. Trying this as a new thing where I'm forced to eat the bitter raw vegetables for your enjoyment. I'll have to chew every bit to appreciate all the bitterness, just so I can suffer more.

I've earned a ruin from an earlier training tonight, but didn't quite reach the goal for an orgasm, so I'm doing this to earn another chance!

Target:

• 10 votes to ruin (ruin chance revoked until I reach this)
• 20 votes to orgasm

Comment bonus:

• Treat me like some wild animal and tell me why I should be eating more (for health reasons or otherwise!)
• Every commenter gets to add 2 votes worth to my "diet", and don't count towards the target (if unspecified the default is 1 of each option)

Wonder how humiliating this will turn out! Thinking of ways to make this even worse but no ideas yet.

Updates:

1.50am: Ate my first leaf for my own vote! Raw and bitter as expected, but feeling so submissive thinking of being force fed more!!

1.58am: Wow so many votes for stem! Honestly it still sucks having to eat it, but aside from the fibrous texture, even when downing 16cm worth in one go didn't feel as bitter as consuming the leaf! Guess it's due to the water content.

2.03am: Chewed on 2 more leaves! They're definitely more bitter but the mouthfeel is far smoother. Pros and cons I guess. Completed 3/8 votes. (Earned back my ruin too)

2.07am: Ate another leaf and 12cm of stem. Again it tastes terrible but I'll endure a bit more to hit my 20 votes goal!! Completed 4/14 votes.

2.09am: Will cut off the poll at 2.15am, regardless of votes. If there are more than 20, then I'll just suffer and eat more. Otherwise it'll be back to just a ruin for me.

2.15am: Cut off indeed still at 18 votes, so will end this here and be satisfied with only a ruin. Had about 3-4 leaves left out so I chewed them all as a final bit of suffering.

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