I did well last night (post here) and earned enough budget to have a nice lunch, but I still don’t have enough to afford a proper drink. So it’ll be on the house (or in the house), and made by combining various ingredients!

You can vote in the poll for the base liquid and comment things I should add, which I’ll try to accommodate if I have them at home and isn’t too outrageous.

Some solid foods I have include blueberries, cherry tomatoes, cooking spices, pepper, dried tea leaves, and other things. I’ll be adding these in small quantities but I’m sure they’ll change the flavor and texture quite significantly.

Won’t be adding any sugar, salt, or fat into the drink as I don’t need it to be any unhealthier than it needs to be.

Going to leave this for maybe 10-15min and then go ahead and make my drink.

Updates

3.45pm: Taking the poll results at 2/4/4/2 votes. On my way to make it now. Put on nipple clamps for added motivation too.

3.55pm: Done consuming my drink! Pretty fast actually, and the taste was actually pretty nice!

Started off with adding black pepper and herbs (confused this with tea leaves but added anyway) into an empty cup, then roughly poured the 2 portions of coffee, 4 portions of milk tea, 4 portions of water and 2 portions of milk (didn't measure or anything, mainly by feel). The color was a milky yellow, and filled around 3/4 of the cup. I came back to the room to confirm the "order", and realized it was supposed to be tea leaves, so I added a pinch of that too. Topped up the remaining 1/4 with clear pee.

So honestly the whole thing tasted surprisingly good, something like a spiced tea given the pepper and herbs. The tea leaves gave some bite to the drink, which wasn't bad, but just weird. I counted 7 mouthfuls worth, and downed the drink pretty fast.

Finally I realized there was some solid pieces left behind, so I peed out a little more and consumed the remaining sediments in another mouthful. This was the worst tasting of the lot and chewing on the pepper and tea leaves gave quite a punch, and didn't help that the liquid was basically just pee (though masked by the pepper). Overall it was pretty interesting as a drink, and I might do another one if I still have ingredients left over later.

4.05pm: Finally done with the update, and letting my nipples rest too. I'll see how it goes for a possible second round of drinks later.

Outstanding poll votes: 4/1/4/3

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