(Ongoing tea time) Going to have to end my "tea brewing" session soon, but let's make it fun! Ass is aching from the friction and I'm getting worried about having way too many leaves in there.

Vote for how you think I should end this, and as a little bonus I'll try to do something extra to make it even more fun for you all. Ideas in the comments are welcome but I won't be spending too long on this.

Votes: 31 / 26 / 10 / 14

12.17am: Started off the fun by peeing into a small cup (after all the tea I had), and it’s conveniently about 100ml. Next I used a syringe to insert 100ml of pee up my ass. Then I repeated the peeing into the cup and inserted another 100ml of pee. The plan was to do this again, but it was impossibly hard to not release from my butt as I tried to pee, so eventually I had to give up and expelled the liquid and a couple of leaves over the toilet bowl. Visually I counted around 8-9 leaves, which is worrying because I’ve got another 18 leaves and 6 stems stuck up my ass.

12.25am: Been sitting on the toilet seat for the past 8min while typing the update and contemplating life… Time to move on and try again.

12.29am: No more pee, so I mixed whatever little pee left in the cup with tap water, and inserted another 200ml. Did a quick jiggle then expelled the water again. Not seeing any more leaves or stems, just a lot of farting because of the bits of air trapped inside through all the insertions.

12.35am: Expelling some solid stool, and I’m just going to assume the leaves will come out at some point eventually. I doubt there’ll be any actual danger since they’re effectively undigested vegetables, and even the stems are comparatively soft and not the woody or sharp ones from cheap tea blends.

12.53am: Finally got round to cleaning up, and while I intended to do more, my ass is pretty worn out from all the friction from inserting earlier, and I'm overall quite exhausted from the enemas too. While I think of what else I can do, I'm putting on clothespins on my nipples to shift the attention away from my ass (and give it a break).

Votes: 33 / 33 / 11 / 17

1.26am: 33min later, and removed the clothespins from my nipples. Gently massaging my nipples and the pain is great! By the way I'm trying to match the votes with some activity :)

1.42am: Since I had a lot of tea leaves left over, I decided to make use of them again! This time I inserted 11 leaves in my pussy, then I fucked myself with a small dildo. They made squishy sounds as the dildo went in, and it honestly felt quite nice because the leaves were soft. I had a nice orgasm, then dug out all the little pieces (didn't really count but I think they were all out), and chewed on them while savoring my juices plus the sweetness of the tea leaves, and eventually swallowing all of it.

1.48am: Out of fun ideas, and I don't want to use my ass any more today, so going back to clothespins on nipples for the next 17min before I call it a night. Nipples hurting way more since they're already aching from the previous round, so I think 17min would be a decent challenge.

2.05am: Removing the clothespins at last, and they really hurt quite a lot more compared to the first time. Anyway it's getting late so will be calling an end to the fun tonight.

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