Update: Read how it ends here!

Just had a few cups of good quality chinese tea, but now I'm left with the tea leaves and I don't want to just throw them away. The leaves are complete leaves of good quality, ranging in size between 4cm x 1.5cm to 5cm x 2.5cm, with a bit of non-woody stem thrown in.

So anyway, they'll be inserted in my ass, sealed in with a metal butt plug, and lubed with saliva. Looking to do this around 30-40min for a start, and it'll up a level every 10min.

Every 5 votes on the poll is 1 tea leaf inserted, and I'll check back the poll every 10min. I'll remove the plug and insert the necessary leaves, then plug myself again. So long as the poll number changes, I'll remove and reinsert the plug, regardless if there's enough for a new leaf.

Comment something about leaves and that will count as another leaf to insert. 1 comment per person.

Updates

Started at 9.15pm with 0 leaves, just the butt plug for now.

9.27pm: 19 votes 1 comment, so that's 4 leaves for a start. Jammed the leaves up with my finger, and my finger smelled of tea after that! Pretty cool haha.

9.40pm: 32 votes 2 more comments, 5 more leaves! Threw in a pretty long stem too. The leaves feel rough when plugged in, even though the insertion is pretty smooth. Keeping me super aware of the plug much more than usual.

9.50pm: 10min interval feel too short! 37 votes, no new comments, but 1 more leaf! Chose a particularly large one this time, and the reinsertion of the butt plug is really rough as the leaf seems to give so much friction! Also initially I was afraid that the leaves would fall out every time, but it appears they've disappeared quite deep in (hopefully I'll get them out easily later).

10.05pm: 44 votes, so another leaf! Getting pretty full in here but I'll see how much more I can take. That really long stem from earlier is giving me quite a lot of grief!

10.15pm: 48 votes, yet another leaf! Getting the chills from having stuff inserted in my ass so often, but I'll push it a little more.

10.26pm: 58 votes 1 comment! 3 more leaves! My goodness, the poll is still going strong. I'll probably cut this in a few more rounds because I'm starting to worry having too many leaves stuck in my ass.

10.36pm: 62 votes, so another leaf! My butt plug tasted of tea which I think is pretty cool haha. Definitely feeling like a teapot.

10.46pm: 65 votes 2 comments! 3 more leaves, and I threw in 2 stems too (4cm and 7cm) since I'm planning to end soon. A half-leaf fragment came out with the plug this time, so I chewed on it and swallowed. It was mushy and had the nice sweet taste of tea, yet combined with the musky ass smell. It was definitely interesting though!

10.58pm: 74 votes, so another leaf! Also finishing up my tea and preparing for the finale ending!

11.10pm: 83 votes! Another 2 leaves and a fat 7cm stem as a bonus. Didn't think I'll be going for this long but all the votes are really encouraging! Ass also aching quite a bit especially in the final minutes before each removal, plus the stems poking around the insides if the angle is weird.

11.31pm: 84 votes! Finally a round where no new leaves were inserted! Still removed and licked my plug before inserting it for the last time. It's a good point for me to finally end this session. Also needed to fart just now and it was the most painful fart attempt ever with the pressure buildup plus the stem poking against my insides.

11.51pm: 90 votes! Was ready to end this, but the votes keep motivating me to do more. Added a final 2 leaves and 2 stems.

12.06am: 95 votes 1 comment! I'm moving on to the ending phase but inserted another 2 leaves while I'm at it.

See this post for the ending

Total inserted: 26 leaves and 6 stems

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