I'm about to score the second highest point total in the league for the third time. My record in those games? 0-3. I'm the highest-scoring team in the league, and I'm going to be 5-5 after this week.

Some context: we're about halfway through our dynasty period, and I hated my team after Year 2. Through some strategic tanking, I executed what I have to say was a pretty savvy rebuild. I stayed patient, made some trades that worked out and last year, ended up scoring the most points in the league.

I got knocked out of the playoffs in the Demar Hamlin game when all I needed was JaMarr Chase to score 6.5 points. I'm cursed. (It was still the right decision to cancel the game, for the record. I'm not that big of a degenerate.)

Somebody tell me how this team is 5-5.

QB: Burrow, Fields

RB: CMC, Saquon, Breece, D'Andre Swift

WR: Chase, Sun God, Nucua, Garrett Wilson

TE: Kittle, Goedert, Trey McBride

Thanks for attending my vent session. In conclusion, FML