SmackDown 31/1/20

We start on SmackDown following the 2020 Royal Rumble PPV. The Fiend, Bray Wyatt, has successfully defended his WWE Universal Championship against Daniel Bryan in a strap match. Bray Wyatt opens the show in his Firefly Funhouse, prancing and jeering with joy.

Wyatt: "Hey kids! It's me, your old buddy old pal, Bray! How was your weekend boys and girls?...."

Wyatt stares down the camera in silence waiting for your response

"That's great! I had a pretty good weekend too! The Fiend and I beat Daniel Bryan, oh my stars and garters, what a fun time we had."

Rambling Rabbit: "Don't you mean the Fiend beat Daniel Bryan?"

Wyatt stops and turns to the Rabbit before the screen turns static for a brief second, returning to Wyatt ecstatic and with the Rabbit missing.

Wyatt: "So as I was saying, we had a great weekend and now we're looking forward to the next up-and-coming superstar in the World Wrestling Federation to take a tango with ol' Beauty Bray over here."

DING-DONG

Wyatt: "Oh? Boys and girls, there's someone at the door, d'you know who it is?"

Wyatt stares down the camera in silence waiting for your response, your lack of an answer is frustrating him

Wyatt: "..... Hmmph well let's answer it and see, shall we?" Wyatt shuffles to the door and creeks it open, revealing a mailman whose face is shrouded in darkness. "Well, it's the mailman, and what's this he's got a letter for me?" Wyatt takes the letter and opens it. The Boss suddenly appears from seemingly out of nowhere.

The Boss: "Wyatt! That piece of gimmick tree has my brother's smell all over it. I bet he sneezed on it! What's it say?!"

Wyatt: "Dear Mister Fiend, I would have loved to give you this letter in person but I was too busy telling Dave Meltzer to stop being a mark. Anyway, I wanted to let you know that your next opponent is Goldberg. He's going over. Get over it. Or you're fired...."

The Boss: "Yeah, that's Vince alright. Hey, what were you saying about the next up-and-coming superstar?" Wyatt stares at The Boss in silence until the screen goes static again, before he disappears permanently.

Wyatt: "Oh wait there's more to read, boys and girls! 'However, you'll only get to fight Goldberg if you beat the.... beat the Mailman next week? Uh oh, boys and girls, d'you know who the mailman is?"

He asked you a question. Answer him

Wyatt: "....shucks I guess I'll just have to take you on Mister Mailman, let me shake your hand for continuing the success of the American Postal service." Wyatt reaches out a hand, and the mailman reaches out his hand to shake Wyatt's hand, but is shocked to see that the mailman's hand has a sock on it.

Foley: "Think Goldbergs gonna be the only has-been to go over you? Don't think so, pal, I'll see you next week." Wyatt is visibly shocked, this makes absolutely no relative sense.

SmackDown 7/2/20

It's the Fiend, Bray Wyatt, Vs. Mick Foley in the Main Event of SmackDown for some reason in 2020, WWE announced on Twitter that this would be a Firefly Funhouse match. The match begins with Foley chainsawing down the front door of the Funhouse, the crowd is elated to watch a pre-recorded match.

Foley: "Hope you don't mind, Wyatt, but I borrowed this from my buddy Terry Funk and wanted to use it on your door." This gets a cheap pop from the audience. "Now where are you? Don't think you understand, bud, Goldberg and I are gonna sell out Saudi." The room slowly fills with smoke, while Wyatt's laughter can be heard echoing throughout.

Wyatt: "Come on, Mick, you know why you're here. You're just gonna pop the ratings, collect your pay and go. Let's do one better, let's just sit down, Mick. Let's just talk it out, although that might be quite difficult with that mask on your face." *Foley turns around to reveal he is now suddenly and inexplicably wearing the Mankind mask. He stutters and spits in surprise, clawing at the mask to get it off.

Foley: "You're ssickf in the headd, Bayy." The mask prevents Foley from speaking properly, he slowly reverts to a hunch, and parts of his hair can be seen falling out. "It'sf that Fiend! It'sf just a perfsonna, a characterr, a jimmick, it'sf not real Bayy."

Wyatt: "Oh you're the expert aren't you, Dude, oh wait who could forget your classic 1997 'character', Dude Love? I think me and Huskus would love to boogie woogie with Dude Love." Foley turns again and catches his reflection in the window, noticing the mask is gone but replaced with a colorful bandana and shades.

Foley: "Oowwwww Lord Have Mercy, Fiendo you scrap daddy, what you been doing to Misses Foley's Baby Boy now, cat?"

Wyatt: "Mercy? That's a new word... Do you know what that word means, boys and girls?...."

The Fiend doesn't know that word

Wyatt: "Maybe we ought to take this to the E-X-T-R-E-M-E. Wow, Mick, you sure have a lot of characters, it's a shame they're gonna be your downfall. Who we got next? How about a Lil bit of Cactus Jack?" Foley drops to the floor, panicking, the plaid shirt, the wanted t-shirt, the cowboy boots. They're back and all over him. Mick's teeth start to fall out.

Foley: No, what are you doing? I'm feeling everything. Every injury, every broken bone, my ear being ripped off, all the tacks there are too many! Stop, what'll make you stop!?!"

Wyatt: Make me stop? I haven't been doing anything. You see, you silly billy, it's all been my 'character', the Fiend. Or perhaps... I'm his 'character'..... Have a nice day, Foley!"

Foley begins convulsing on the floor, his outfit changes from Mankind to Dude Love to Cactus Jack, all off Foley's inner personalities battling it out to escape the crushing and cracking of all the culminative damage to his body. They want out, before they go. But it's too late, The Fiend appears and reaches down to Foley writhing on the floor, he puts on hand on his chest and kisses his forehead.

1-2-3!!!!

The Fiend defeats Mick Foley.

WWE Super ShowDown 2020

Goldberg defeats the Fiend for the Universal Championship. Clean. Deal with it.