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Mlgbonghits4's Interpretation of a Modern Day Brawl For All
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Mlgbonghits4's interpretation of a Modern Day Brawl For All;

Alright fuck this, we're not doing storyboards, we're not setting the scene, I'mma tell you how it's gonna go down because Brawl For All is a shoot. A shit shoot but a shoot nonetheless. This tournament will focus on undercard talent with a couple inserted to try and guarantee a small push for them, much like the original tournament, and results will be based on their backgrounds in combat sports, although the competition is predominantly amateur boxing (3 rounds of 3 minutes) victories are attained via TKO, Points or Disqualification.

Our competitors and opening matches in our field are the following;

Akira Tozawa Vs. Drew Gulak

Baron Corbin Vs. Logan Paul

Chad Gable Vs. Dolph Ziggler

Otis Dozovic Vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

FIRST ROUND RESULTS

  • In the bout of the amateur wrestlers, Chad Gable manages to secure his success against Dolph Ziggler although most certainly gassed after going all three rounds with Dolph.

  • Shinsuke Nakamura using all the experience that his MMA career brought him despite his age manages to take Otis Dozovic out of the competition in the 3rd round of their bout with a clean if wobbly right hook to Otis, resulting in a TKO. Shinsuke is not injured but is feeling the full effects of jumping back into a combat sport such as this.

  • In the matchup of 'rather surprisingly these two have no major combat sports experience', Akira Tozawa outlasted Drew Gulak at the end of the day. The two were very skiddish with each other with the judges deciding in favour of Tozawa after three rounds of next to nothing happening.

  • Logan Paul takes on an opponent that actually knows how to fight and what a shock, it backfired massively for him. Baron Corbin, with him being a three Golden Gloves Champion, takes Logan Paul out in the 2nd round, TKO. Shortly after this Dave Meltzer reported that Vince McMahon reported ripped up all future tentative plans for Logan Paul.

BETWEEN THE ROUNDS

  • It has been announced that Shinsuke Nakamura has withdrawn from the competition, citing, "he has nothing to prove". Nakamura is uninjured but clearly, the return to his former sport has left a mark he soon won't forget. Otis Dozovic will replace Nakamura in the next round.

SECOND ROUND RESULTS

  • Baron Corbin decisively takes out Akira Tozawa in the 1st round. No ifs, ands or buts in this one, it's clear that Tozawas first-round matchup was nothing but a fluke and the guy really shouldn't have entered the tournament in the first place. It is reported after that Tozawa is supporting a fractured left cheek and one broken finger. And why not as well, the doctors found a kidney stone while operating. So he'll have to deal with that as well.

  • Alpha Academy goes head-on with Otis Dozovic getting his chance at redemption, arming him with the fact he knows his opponent, his friend, inside out. When it comes down to it, Chad Gable is an excellent amateur wrestler but stood no chance against the surprising agility and power that Otis has. Dozovic defeats Gable via Points after the 3rd round.

BETWEEN THE ROUNDS

  • Our Main Event and Final Round will be Baron Corbin Vs. Otis Dozovic. Allegedly the winner will receive a MASSIVE match at Wrestlemania as their reward.

  • Hearing from the local medical facility, it was reported that Akira Tozawa apparently doesn't have a kidney stone however and small bone belonging to some sort of rodent was found within his urethra.

FINAL ROUND RESULTS

  • Well, it all comes to down the amateur boxer versus the amateur wrestler, both boasting their own skill sets and determination. However, as it should have been obvious in this amateur boxing competition the amateur boxer won. Baron Corbin TKOs Otis in the 2nd Round.

AFTERMATH

Wow, what a shocker of a tournament. Baron Corbin is the ultimate winner and proving to every Smark out there that maybe they should go outside every once in a while. Go on a hike. Touch grass.

Baron Corbin's reward is an amateur boxing match at Wrestlemania 39 against Fedor Emelianenko. Cause, why not? This is totally a fair and just reward, yeah?

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