There's no coming back from this, Jeff. So why not just lean into it?

Jeff should come out of hiding and do an AMA, have an active, unanonymous account here, maybe a YouTube channel, Cameo, whatever else.

Boogie2988 and WingsOfRedemption have embraced being lolcows and it's been at least somewhat lucrative for them being featured on Lolcow Live, streaming, etc.

If Jeff made a Cameo account a lot of weirdos here would want specialized greetings from him. He's a celeb in our world. Why not cash these chips in?

He seems to be hiding underground when he should be trying to find a way to milk this. Some fish swim sideways. It's a question!