You are like me. You love your family and DO NOT want to change your situation whatsoever. You just feel worn down by life sometimes. You want to feel that excitement again. That aching in your loins. The butterflies in your stomach as you drive to our meeting place. The anticipation of being wrapped up in the arms of someone who lusts for you.

But you are a busy mom. You don't have the time for a side relationship. You don't WANT a side relationship. You want to skip the endless small talk and confide your kinks and desires with a tall handsome stranger, and you want him to just act on those desires when you meet.

I want this to be as safe, discreet, and worry-free as possible. We meet up in the morning, maybe after the kids are dropped off at school. I know a good spot. It's a big adult theater with private rooms. Each room has a locking door and either a couch or a big padded bench/bed. A bit raunchy, yes. A bit crude, perhaps. But we're going there to ravage each other, so what better place to be than a dark private room with porn playing on a dozen different screens? It's not romantic, but we're not here for romance, we're here to be dirty. Plus, this place is completely empty during the day.

How I see it going down: You arrive and I'm already sitting in the lounge area. It's a large well lit room with sofas and pool tables. We exchange greetings, get a feel for each other, and make sure there's mutual attraction. If you feel the vibe isn't right, you turn around and leave. No hard feelings whatsoever. But if you're turned on when you see me and give me a hug, if you can't wait to lock that door behind us and get railed by the sexy stranger you've been sexting on reddit, then you take me by the hand and say "Let's go have some fun." Your comfort and safety is paramount to me.

I want this to be as easy and worry-free for you as possible. Show up dressed the way you'd normally look on any regular morning. Hair up in a messy bun, no makeup, wearing sweatpants or leggings. That is incredibly sexy to me. We don't have to do anything that draws attention to our activities. Feel free to wear a medical mask into the building if you want even more discretion.

If things go well we can do this once a week, once a month, or we can meet once and then never speak again. Whatever you are comfortable with.

About me: 38, 6'4", in decent shape, short neat beard, dirty pics in my history. I'm ultra hygienic and ddf, and expect the same. Protection will be used.

If you've read this far and are interested, please send me a PM with your age and location. I'm currently only reliably free on Tues and Thurs in the morning or early afternoon, so if those times don't work then we won't be a match.