Lots of feelings flying around this week regarding the state of JP and Akstar getting eviscerated by...himself?

There are still a lot of things I love about FFBE so I wanted to bring some positivity into the mix. I find the flavor text for units in the unit screen often times delightful, so here are some of my favorites:

Akstar 6★

Akstar's hobby is giving people nicknames that he came up with. Even if he doesn't say them out loud, he's constantly thinking up new ones. Unsexy Pose, Pure Hammer Girl, Debonair Four-Eyes, Graybeard Face, Scammy Granny, Unicorn Lady, Wallet Lady, Warrior Idiot, Narcissist Idiot, Fatherly Idiot...and so on.

Scammy Granny is a new one, nice one Akstar! Seems like he has too much time on his hands...er...hand. Hands? Zeno? Plural? Who cares.

Seighard 6★

Donning the armor of the Sworn Eight can give one power, but it can have effects on one's mental state. Because of that, it is often said that Veritas of the Earth and Sieghard have completely different personalities. Sieghard himself seems to not mind at all, saying that it isn't a problem since both personalities are beautiful.

Woah, did they actually acknowledge the sudden personality shifts between S1 and S2? Meta awareness in my Gumi? Wild.

Also, from his 7★ form:

Sieghard judges things based not on whether they are good or evil, but by whether they are beautiful or not. However, beauty is not appearance alone. Lately he has come to find Ignacio's sleeping face beautiful as well, although only when he's not snoring.

I'd say the Iggy/Sieg ship is sailing. Would that make them Siegnacio? Ighard? Pick your favorite!

Folka 6★

A scatterbrain with a tendency to lose her wallet. After thinking long and hard about how not to misplace her wallet, she came to the conclusion of always leaving it where she could see it, and as a result, she tried to tie her wallet to the horn on Citra's headband. Naturally, Citra blew her top.

Wallet Lady remains delightful.

Do you have any favorite flavor texts? Do you marvel how it's possible we have decent unit backstories and not just MAP_TEXT_70122303201802?

What are some things that you still enjoy about our favorite "sunk cost fallacy" in app form?