So for today's 3 Vortex daily, I did Aquopolis BGN three times. I have now memorized every single plot detail and every line said by the characters. Luka's awful grammar doesn't even bother me now. I'm like Nichol: silently bearing the horribly slow-paced dialogue over and over again.

This is old King Mog on whatever optimized anabolic steroids The Rock took after he decided to get jacked again. I know it's not happening, but I beg our lords of Gumi to please implement a 'skip' button on the cutscenes. I'm putting on a brave face, but I'm actually broken inside.

It leads me to wonder: do they test these things themselves? It seems like something that you'd notice immediately after running a stage twice. This is why you have testers in software.