If you are:

1. Well-described in the subject line;
2. Available today-ish to start (even finish!) an RP;
3. Experienced and mature;
4. And use Google Chat or Discord...

...keep reading!

Do you have a hankering to give someone their just desserts, get literally too big for their figurative britches as they quickly pop belts and buttons, poke and tease and roll as they swell to inhuman sizes, helplessly beg for juicing, flap their hands uselessly as you tip them over, and groan with regret and embarrassment (and maybe some enjoyment and confused lust!) as you have all kinds of fun with them?

I know just the gal!

Please read below for my preferences! It's long, but we're going to have this conversation anyway so may as well get my half over with!

I usually have a few ideas floating around but I'm often more interested in us figuring out something we both like! I'm exclusively into stories where it's unexpected/forced/unwilling (but general softens as it goes on). I do not switch and I do not do mutual scenarios!

I'm a writer. I do expect a level of experience, knowledge of RP etiquette, and to formulate a story together before we start. Surprises and improvised elements are not welcome. Flow and presence is more important to me than anything. A few of my responses in the story will be longer, such as to set a scene or describe an important object or outfit, but generally will be around a paragraph unless we're in a good dialogue exchange!

For the love of Oompa Loompas: please know how to use anatomical words correctly. If you're the kind to just use words like "pussy", "cock", "asshole", or "tits", but feel uncomfortable using alternates like "vulva", "labia", "penis", or "breasts", or other ways to sensually describe anatomy, we're not a good match. Don't get me wrong: sometimes "cock" is exactly the right word to use, so long as your lexicon has a bit more scope ;) (although "panties" is banned from my RPs :)

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SETTINGS/GENRE I ENJOY:

• Factory or bakery misadventure (doesn't have to be canon!)
• Farmers and florists with... less-traditional stock or crops
• Sci-fi: experiments gone wrong... or just right ;)
• Fantasy: genies, witches/wizards/sorcerers, quests off-the-beaten trail, encountering villains (or heroes, maybe I'm the villain?!)
• Blackmail/double-crossing

EXPANSION/TF AND MATERIAL TYPES I LIKE:

• Blueberry
• Pumpkin, watermelon, and peach
• Dough/creampuff, marshmallow
• Water/slime/various other liquids
• Hucow (mild anthro like horns/tail ok, not full TF)
• Air/helium (least favorite but I can dig it!)

ADDITIONAL KINKS/SUBKINK BONUSES:

• Popping buttons/bursting belts
• Teasing, rolling, poking
• Objectification
• Bondage
• Stuffing/feeding/weight gain
• D/s dynamics
• Lactation (generally milking is ok. Nursing is not)

SIZE LIMITS AND CONTENT RATING:

• Full-body please! I don't mind starting with belly/boobs/butt but it has to be a means to an end
• Diameter up to a max of 8-10 feet
• WG: immobility up to room size
• Air inflation should be more floaty/moderate bloating rather than intense pressure or pain
• Up to rated R is fine to start (say, third base) once I'm comfortable with you we might get wild
• No slice of life/romance/sweet/eager scenarios

POPPING & DEFLATION:

Not my thing. Sometimes it's best to end a story that way; if that happens, you will be the one responsible for doing it. If you're into gory pops, no. I generally prefer ambiguous/permanent transformation type endings, but I could be open to getting juiced/deflated.

HARD LIMITS:

• Age play/DDlg/ABDL of any kind
• Misogyny (this especially includes calling me or anyone a bitch, RP or not)
• Gas/emeto
• Pain, spanking
• Gore

NOTE: Whenever you see this posted, I'm looking to at least start an RP same-day! It's okay if you run into it later, I just may not be available to get introduced right away and see if we'd be a good fit.

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