Hey there! I'm the guy who ditched my Sunday suit for a straightjacket of freedom, traded my Book of Mormon for a bar guide, and swapped the Holy Ghost for a more... personal exploration of the spirit.

About Me:

• 45, with a smile that's white and delightsome (perfect for lighting up your darkest humor).
• Thick fit, rocking a dad bod with muscles, because who said you can't be both comforting and hot?
• Hazel eyes that keep things interesting, even in Utah.
• Legs that could win awards if lust were a sin we still confessed.
• High sex drive, because, let's face it, we've got a lot of repressed energy to work through.

If you've ever:

• Laughed so hard at the gospel's dinosaur denial you thought about becoming a paleontologist out of spite.
• Found the three Nephites less interesting than the three F's of adulting. Being Funny, Fearless, and Forward.
• Caught yourself singing hymns in the shower, only to switch to AC/DC.

...then we might be a match made in post-Mormon heaven.

What I'm Looking For:
I'm seeking a married ex-Mormon ready for a laugh and a little sinful fun. Let's swap stories of liberation over coffee, flirt with the forbidden, and savor sweet, sacred, naughty fruits together.

Interests:

• Dissecting the Book of Mormon's plot holes (the musical version is canon for us, right?)
• Discovering Utah's hidden gems that don't involve Temple Square.
• Breaking the Word of Wisdom and reveling in the cocktail of agency and authenticity.

Favorite Quote:

"This privilege of obtaining a mortal body on this earth is seemingly so priceless that those in the spirit world, even though unfaithful or not valiant, were undoubtedly permitted to take mortal bodies although under penalty of racial or physical or nationalistic limitations." - Prophet Harold B. Lee.

Fuck this guy, but hey, it's hard proof I'm both faithful and valiant. That's enough reason for me to celebrate our priceless mortal bodies.

I'm also not the SL,UT I present to be, but I have done this before. You should also have your guilt sufficiently in check.

Looking forward to ministering with you soon.