Hello, Thomas, I see that you're depressed, what's the problem? Is it the skeletons you're hiding deep inside your closet? Have you been reading all the names they call you in the comments? Have you been worried your haters will put you in a coffin? Are you distraught that you promised vodka was not an option? Now you're havin' thoughts of doin' shots, Tom, you're an alcoholic Is that true? You're upset that you can't have booze? What's the matter, Thomas? Something's got you in a bad mood Yeah, it does, I'm anxious, nothin' calms me down like Xanax does But I can't even relapse 'cause the internet will laugh at us I just need a beer or two, but it's been like a year or two I thought you disappeared, I can't believe that I'm still here with you, shut up My therapist said me and you can't speak again I locked the devil out, but it was you who let the demons in Hahahahahahahahaha, Tom, you're a comedian I'm only gonna tell you once you really need to be my friend No, I'm walkin' alone in the darkness Sharks in the water, a sky full of vultures The doctor been givin' you pills 'Cause the pressure you're under been givin' you ulcers Shut up, let me remind you I'm independent because I'm the guy who Does anything that I want and goes viral You're independent 'cause no one'll sign you You got a YouTube that no one subscribes to You got a Spotify nobody vibes to I'm not another person you can lie to I'll be the greatest as long as the sky's blue Liar, come on, Thomas, keep it real You're the liar, I'ma tell you exactly how I feel