It seems like men are always asking if “real” women are in here, and we are. Some of us are looking (though I am not), but I wanted to offer a little advice if you are actually wanting a real woman to respond to your ad.

1). Put effort into your post. If you can’t be bothered to tell us a little something about yourself, you probably can’t be bothered to make us cum. I’m not talking about paragraphs, here, but give us SOME reason to pick you out of the other dozens of men posting per day.

2). Don’t rely on dick pics to get a woman to respond. You may have a nice-looking dick, but if you’re not attractive to her, it’s a waste of time.

3). Women, don’t try to sneak in a threesome through the back door of your F4F post. He doesn’t need to be there “for your safety.” What about our safety? No one wants to fuck someone else, worried that he’s going to come up behind us at some point and harm us.

4). This list is not exhaustive. Yes, there are women who will be happy to bang your brains out after only seeing a picture of your cock with your hand squishing down the base, attempting to make it look larger, but it is highly unlikely. Treat women like women and you may have some success on here.