And it's the most harmless shit.

My husband is going to a new gym. So new that there's nearly no one there and he's only seen one employee.

We aren't really seeing anyone other than each other, and it's not exactly an open marriage, but the option is on the table if the opportunity presents itself. Trouble is I'm chubby and shy, and he's a little bit of a hermit when it comes to a social life. Anyway.

He comes home today from the gym and has to share this moment with me.

The gym employee. Her butt is amazing. He's not creeping but it was around and he noticed.

And he realized, even though he's very friendly, he's probably never going to speak to her. Hed likely have no reason to, but he's so chatty he talks to everyone. The butt. She's so attractive he doesn't want the opportunity to speak to her because he knows he'll clam up and get all shy.

And I gotta tell you, that's the cutest thing he's ever said to me. He's got a crush on the hot gym chick and he's too doapy to talk to her.