I've been here for a while now but I have not formally pledged myself. It would be my honor to do so now. I'm just a subservient Gooner who wishes nothing more than to serve the Mother of Eternal Night as an object of pleasure. Thus, I pledge my body and soul to you. I relinquish possession of my manhood unto you so may take pleasure in torturing and denying me whenever it may please you. I swear to obey the word of mother without question. Your word is my command. I will stroke and edge myself but never allow myself to cum without permission from mother, this is my way of worship. The more I drive myself to desperation the closer I shall feel to my goddess.

May my commitment and depravity pleasure and amuse you mother.