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You know what’s worse than dying to a Cheeto?
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Yeah, cheechandchongs are annoying to die to, but you know what has them beat by a mile? Player scavs.

Player scavs are proof that anyone can be a chad. These guys are relentless, they push you with kedr and a 15 round mag and absolutely blast you into next week. No hesitation either. Nothing to lose. Just deliver death and despair.

Nothing worse than trying to complete tasks on streets just to get met with a horde of these insufferable bastards.

I’m on quite the survival streak, in which I’ve killed several PMCs, 2 scav bosses and a few guards. My closest near-death experience? A player scav with a vepr without a stock and a vendetta for destruction. Boy pushed me like he was tagilla with a hammer. These boys are scarier than cultists man.

Player scavs, just know that you strike fear into my very soul and I applaud the energy.

Edit: this post was made to be satirical. I just hate dying to player scavs is all. It just never fails to amaze me to how well some of you play as scavs, but when you kit up your sks and penis helmet on your pmc, the bushes call on you. This game is riddled with charliechaplins and some are just good about hiding it. Don’t come here to defend the people who chipotle or downplay the issue; it’s a big problem, but I still can enjoy the game. Onto the next raid

Edit 2: I regret to inform you all that this post has cursed me. Since I created it, I have been killed by 3 blatant boys. One of these lovely boys, when I got close to him in raid, or rather when he came up to me, my ping spiked and my game stuttered like mad. His name was basically "ping went up." So player scavs, I am no longer mad at you guys. This is was enlightening experience.

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Can’t stand em. Why only play scav? To make a bunch of money and never use it???

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How traumatic. I hope you can recover from such a horrifying experience

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That little walk they do up to your corpse after you die and it’s the last thing you see. Infuriating

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Didn’t think relax and tarkov could be synonymous

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“BSG would have taken major action long ago”

Hi, you must be new here. We have coffee and tea in the break room.

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Lol I straight up haven’t been to streets in a good 2 weeks because I cannot for the life of me spawn into that map, run my happy ass across the entire map, and look for that fucking letter. By the time I navigate there and find it. There’s already 5 player scavs just sitting outside waiting for my kit that they’re going to stuff in their stash and never use. It’s fucking infuriating when all I want to do is complete a task, but I have to kill 8 of them, and number 9 finishes me off because my mags are now empty and half of my body is blacked.

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I find stash sorting to be more of a chore than relaxing. I usually wait until I have no choice but to do a mass sell off and organize, so I’ll throw on some lack luster or audit the audit to sort away.

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I went to a restaurant and ordered a coke, they asked “is Pepsi okay?”

You’re right, life is not fair.

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No it doesn’t, yes player scavs are good for the game. They shouldn’t be able to get first picks at loot while they’re not risking 100k roubles on a kit. Sure, they can’t cram things up the prison wallet, but them getting a better spawn closer too loot before me is wildly unfair.

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I don’t understand why this is such a difficult concept. Like on interchange, scavs used to spawn in at 10:00> every raid which was stupid. But like, why not 20:00> even 15:00>

Hell when I scav I actively avoid PMCs because I just want to scoop loot and bail. If I find a PMC, I try to co-op extract with them. It’s way more worth than their kits.

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My buddy has a non eod account and it was his whole identity to be efficient with the space.

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That’s on them. I rarely loot my kills unless I am certain no one is around. I’ve fallen victim to the worlds most patients crabs one too many times.

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Jokes on you, can’t even play the map without dying in the first minute.

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I have 3500 hours

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You have much to learn my young padawan.

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Funny enough is that I usually only do night raids, but haven’t on Streets because I know fuck all about the map. Might have to do that now.

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I’ve seen more than that. I was on interchange and 9 player scavs (me being one of them) all ran as a group looking for a pmc to co-op extract with. We didn’t find one, but no shot in hell could any pmc take on all of us.

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If I am being honest with myself, I think a lot of my raids do have cheaters. I think a lot of cheaters avoid fighting because they don’t want to get reported. So they just go find all the loot before you do and onto the next.

I rarely run into the blatant hackers that just aim bot from the across the map. It’s only happened to me 3 times this wipe actually and they all got banned. I think the real pieces of shit are the ones who pretend like they’re not cheating. Like who just so happen to know exactly what room I was in and pre-fire the corner.

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Lol it’s dump your shit and onto the next one or I’m solo q

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What about when there’s 6 of them? And you already have 3 bleeds and 2 blacked limbs?

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