Honestly, thank god for the because they come in clutch. I can stick my phone to a wall to watch porn standing up and I can stick my dildo to any smooth surface to fuck myself on it. The shower wall, the refrigerator, the front of the stove, any window in the place: they all can hold a dildo.

Not only that but sometimes you can get a sunction cup right against your clit and it feels marvelous. It’s easier to get a sucking vibrator so I have one of those and just let it munch on my clit until I keep cumming and cumming and cumming.

I know understand why there is so much tentacle porn it sounds fucking hot. Like imagine a tentacle up in your pussy and its sunction cups are sticking to our walls?

Someone design the toy now so I can ride PLEASE, I’m begging.