I go to work, I come home and have to cook dinner and do chores and a million other things. When am I supposed to finger myself? Where are the hours in the day to ride my thrusting vibrators?

I haven’t slept more than three hours all week because I stay up hour after hour striving for just one more orgasm, and then another, and then another. I can’t help it, I’m addicted to the delicious feeling of release. If I had time during the day I’d be fine but work has been so busy that I have to touch myself at night. I’m losing sleep and I feel like shit, but I’m the most relaxed insomniac you’ll ever meet because I may not be getting eight hours but I am getting at least eight orgasms. I think it’ll balance out in the long run, that or I’ll have to start sleeping through work.