Okay hear me out. Sometimes you end up at your parents house in your child bedroom turned gym/guest room and all your normal little tricks and tips for getting some relief are gone and you weren’t about to risk your mom seeing your vibrator. So you make do (like the country girls or whatever the meme is).

I had some coffee in the morning and I was so fucking horny that night I saw the handle and my mind was like yeah let’s try it.

It was thick and curved and honestly, it wasn’t bad. It was really good for rocking against, and I liked how the handle slipped between my labia sinking into my vulva.

Of course then I came all over a mug and had to wash it in the bathroom before taking it back to the kitchen. So now you know, if you’re in a pinch a good mug handle can do the job. Just be careful not to break it.