That mother fucker.

Absolute fucking fucker.

Mandy was in a rage. Andy was ‘in a relationship’ was he? With that fucking slag?

“Omg, you don't know happiness until you find true love” was the Facebook caption.

Fuck off, you don't find happiness until some bimbo half your age sucks your dick behind your wife's back.

And the cunt had sent her a photo of them together, happy and smiling in bed. What had she done to deserve that? She's stood by him through all his failures. His ‘business ventures’ and his ‘investment portfolio’ that had sunk without trace, even listening to him endlessly talking and wasting money on fucking golf. The useless prick.

Right, fuck you. Want to play games? I'll play fucking games.

In an absolute fury, Mandy stormed to her car, slammed the door behind her and accelerated away, wheels spinning.

Five minutes later she swung into the building site, wheels kicking up dust as she sped across the gravel access.

Four or five men in hi-viz orange vests turned to look as she opened her door and strode to the open area in front of their construction.

She had let her mind wander about this as she passed this building site every day, what it would be like, how she’d do it. It was just a mindless fantasy, something to take her mind off the divorce. But he had pushed her too far. This was happening.

“You!” She accosted the nearest toolbox-carrying workman. “Give me a drill thing, one that cuts holes.” He stared at her dumbly.

“Listen champ, this is going to be worth your while. Hole cutting saw thing. Now!” She demanded.

He looked around unsure what to do.

Fine. She reached down, grasped the edge of her tee, and pulled it over her head. Her breasts bounced and settled in her bra, barely holding them in. She pulled the cups down and exposed her large pink nipples.

“Give her the fucking hole saw Derek!” Came a call from the scaffolding.

He rummaged in his box produced a compact 12-volt drill and handed her a circular serrated attachment.

Taking them from him, she shouted to the whole site.

“I will be over there in that portaloo. In about 5 minutes there'll be a couple of holes in it,” she buzzed the drill for effect, “anything that gets put through there gets the soul sucked out of it!” And off she marched, power tool in hand.

The bemused builders watched her shut the door and heard the whining of the saw easily ripping through the plastic portaloo. First one, then on the opposite side, two perfect circles were punched out at hip height.

Inside Mandy seethed and waited. The chemical smell wasn't exactly a turn on but this wasn't about that. This was revenge.

As she waited her temper cooled. What the fuck was she doing? Jesus Christ this was nuts, and worst of all they weren't even going to come over…

A shadow darkened the light from one hole. She watched in silence as a long, meaty cock was inserted into the gap. Oh fuck, well it's on now. She thought.

One hand grasped the veiny pole, the other pulled out her phone, set up the camera and hit record.

“Hi Andy, so happy for you and Barbie, I'm doing well,” she hefted the disembodied cock, “I didn't even realise they came this big? Imagine when I called your little one ‘big’!” She laughed and put her lips around the swollen tip, “Mm mea’ ‘ook a’ uh ise o ‘is,” she mumbled, unable to talk with the weight of the dick in her mouth.

“Fucking hell lads, she's fucking doing it!” Came a shout from outside the box.

Almost right away another dick was posted in the opposite slot, Mandy switched her attention there.

“Two of them Andy! Fuck what a lucky girl I am. I know, sweetheart, I hardly ever sucked yours did I? Hardly seemed worth the effort.” She hungrily worked her mouth up and down the second cock while wanking the other with her free hand.

“You don't know how happy… mmhmmgh… I am to be free of your… mghmmh… pathetic fat belly trapping me to the bed, pretending… mmm… shllurmm… you rocked my world when most of the time… nnghmmshh… I didn't know if was in or… mmm… not,” she said into the camera, in between noisy slurps of alternating cocks.

There was a bang on one side of the portaloo, “I think I'm going to cum…” the voice warned.

“Remember you always wanted this, Andy? Wanted to cum in my pretty little mouth?” She said, opening her mouth and extending a wet pink tongue. The grunting from the other side of the divide preceded a thick white jet of cum splatter her face and mouth, Mandy giggled into the camera as more and more of the strangers' jizz covered her face. A knock from the other side and she was soon catching shots of cum from the second dick. She was covered, sticky and white, thick strings stretching from her chin. She smiled angelically into her phone.

“Well ta ta for now Andy Pandy. If I get another photo from you and Bubblegum Barbie, I'll be around your friend Franky’s house and you can watch him screw me too, ok? You know he would!”

She stopped the recording, stood up and opened the door. Four or five guys were milling around. She couldn't even tell who had been at the holes.

“Sorry guys, first come first served, maybe next time.” She called over her shoulder, confidently striding to her car, her face still a sticky mess. She stopped and turned, her brain catching up to what she saw. The guy was about 6”3, with tanned bronzed arms the size of her thighs, square chinned and handsome. She walked up to him and snatched the pencil from behind his ear. She held her hand out until he caught up and handed her a scrap of his pad. She scribbled her address and number on it. She thrust her hand out pinning the note to his chest.

“You’d be welcome anytime, big boy.”

She continued on to her car, eyes wide in shock at her behavior.

She sat in her car, found Andy's contact, attached the video and pressed send.

Job done, she started the engine and headed home.

She'd barely had time to shower and clean the cum from her face when she heard a frantic banging on her door. She threw on her silk robe, picked up her phone and went to investigate, having a good suspicion who it would be. After tapping briefly she set it down on the stairs step. Before she could even reach the front door opposite, it opened and Andy stormed in, his own phone in hand.

“What the fuck is this??” He demanded.

“Looks like your phone, Andrew.” She surmised, using his full name to needle him.

“Yes, I know that. I meant the video of you sucking off fucking random dicks!”

“You seem to have a handle on it Andrew, what exactly is it you're confused about?”

“I am confused, Mandy,” he answered, “ because I don't know why I have to watch it! I mean it's disgusting.”

“Disgusting? You didn't think it was disgusting when you were begging me for it? Take your dick out.”

“What? What do…fuck Mandy what are you playing at?”

“Take your dick out, Andy.” She said, letting her tongue slide across her top lip.

Andy stood there, aghast.

Mandy let one hand drag up her torso, finding a breast and squeezing.

“Take. Your. Fucking. Dick. Out.” Mandy enunciated every word.

Andy quickly began unbuckling his belt, dropping his flies and letting his flaccid penis fall free.

Mandy stared at it, not letting her gaze slip anywhere else. She let her nose crinkle in a lustful snarl and bit her bottom lip. She watched as it timidly began to grow, and Andy fidgeted uncomfortably. She let her eyes narrow and once again licked her lips hungrily, letting her hand trail up her thigh, exposing tantalising hints of what lay under her robe. Soon he was fully erect and Andy spoke, “Well, are you going to suck it?” He asked confidently.

“Am I fuck. Get out of MY house and hope I don't show Maggie the Slaggie this video I've just recorded of you getting hard for me.”

For the first time, he noticed Mandy's phone propped up on a stairstep, pointing directly at him.

“Fucking hell Mandy, you've gone full fucking psycho!” Andy diagnosed.

“Gone? There must have always been something wrong with me to marry you, now pull your pants up and take that sorry little dick back to your slag.”

Andy stumbled out the door complaining incoherently.

Mandy allowed herself a smile and went to pour a glass of wine. Maybe this divorce would be fun after all.