Hi everyone.

Inspired by a writing partner, I challenged myself to write a series of concise (one side of A4) plot synopses for a 70s-style porn-logic tv series featuring an over-sexed Bimbo Private detective. I don't know if they'll be fun to read, but they were fun to write, so I'm going to put them here to see what people think.

They are deliberately short with plenty of scope for expansion. Any and All comments welcome.

I'm coming to the end of my little experiment now with the first episode of a two part season finale. It has characters who have appeared in the show before, so you might want to read Episodes one, two, three and four (which can be found here, here, here, and here) before reading this one - or not! It's up to you!

Bimbo PI S1 E5: Fem Fatale Part One: Bimbo Behind Bars.

The street outside B.’s office. A man stumbles out of the building, his clothes disheveled and torn and his dumbly smiling face covered in bright pink lipstick marks. A pair of figures watch from the shadows as he gets into his car and drives off. B. emerges looking immaculate and makes her way to her big pink Cadillac, the figures follow her. As she is about to get in, they pounce on her. It is two police officers she’s never met before who arrest B. on a bunch of charges while she protests her innocence. B is cuffed and taken to the  police station.

B. is taken to an interrogation room and cuffed to the table. She tries her usual charms but the two cops who arrested her are immune to her advances. The Police Chief comes in and orders the cops to take a break. Once they are gone, he sits opposite B. and explains that even though they’ve had their differences, the order to arrest her came from high up - there was nothing he could do, he wasn’t even allowed to get her a Lawyer. He says there is a new crime organization in the city, but no one knows who is running it. 

B. pleads with the Chief to help her, but he says that his hands are tied. B. responds with a wink that her hands are tied, but she can still make it worth his while . The Chief gets up and walks around the side of the table, unzipping his fly. B. gives him a long, sloppy blowjob whilst cuffed to the table and the Chief promises to do what he can to help. Later, the Chief comes back into the interrogation room, followed by Nurse Bigguns. He explains she can’t get a lawyer, but at least she can have medical attention. When they are alone, B. asks the nurse to go to The Pink Flamingo and explain her situation to Fat Tony.

At the club, FT is shocked and decides that he needs to help B. after all she’s done for him in the past. He gathers all the strippers together and tells them B. needs their help to find out who is running the new crime organization. The girls set out to investigate. A montage follows of all the girls in various combinations fucking gangsters and mobsters all over the city, rifling through their belongings as they lie in post-orgasmic stupors. 

Eventually the girls gather back at the strip club to report their findings. In the last few months a new crime organization has moved in and either bought out, killed, or run out of town all the top gangsters in the city. Very little is known, but the organization seems to have more than half the city’s cops in its pocket and there are rumors that even the Mayor himself has been helping them. No one knows exactly who is running it, except that it is a mysterious woman known only as Madam P. Tony and the girls decide their only hope of getting to the bottom of this is to get B out of jail as soon as possible. 

FT goes to the convent to see Sister M-M. he explains what he’s found out at a meeting in the nun’s office. Sister M-M immediately springs into action, summoning sisters Beatrice and Bethany, and the three change into their latex action gear, with guns strapped to their thighs and crucifix shaped throwing knives tucked in their boots. The trio head to the police station and fight their way through the corrupt cops, eventually breaking into the interrogation room, where M-M roundhouse kicks the two guards and frees B.

The ninja nuns quickly fill B. in as they escape, and she decides to go straight to the Mayor’s residence to get to the bottom of it. B. sneaks into the mansion through the  back entrance and up the dark stairs towards the Mayor's office. It is night and there seems to be no one around. As she creeps into the office the light snaps on and she sees the Mayor chained to the wall in leather bondage gear and a gimp mask with a red ball gag, struggling and moaning. His big office chair is facing the window, flanked by the two cops who arrested B. The chair slowly spins around to reveal a small, feminine figure in a tight black dress which reveals an obvious bulge at the crotch. The figure raises a slender cigarette holder to their lips and takes a puff. The infamous “Madam P” is none other than …Petey.