Hi everyone. What follows is a bit of an experiment on my part.

Inspired by a writing partner, I challenged myself to write a series of concise (one side of A4) plot synopses for a 70s-style porn-logic tv series featuring an over-sexed Bimbo Private detective. I don't know if they'll be fun to read, but they were fun to write, so I'm going to put them here to see what people think.

They are deliberately short with plenty of scope for expansion. Any and All comments welcome.

Episodes one, two and three of the series can be found here, here, and here.

Bimbo PI S1 E4: Double D Diagnosis

B. Is ‘relaxing’ in her office with the lunch delivery boy (bent over her desk being pounded from behind, her big round tits squashed onto the desk) when the phone rings. She answers without breaking the rhythm. It’s Dr. Lance Lovegood - heart surgeon at  City Hospital. He asks if B can meet him at his office for a case. B promises she’ll be there as soon as she can. Once the Sandwich Boy has finished, B orders the same filling for the next day, and pulls her microskirt back down before heading out into the sunshine to head to the hospital.

B. goes to the handsome Dr. L’s office where he explains that there has been an alarming rise in the death rate on the cardiac ward recently, and he’s worried someone is poisoning the patients. After explaining what ‘cardiac’ means, he asks B. to investigate secretly, as his reputation is on the line. He uses the intercom to call in nurse Britney Biguns to show B. around the ward, saying he has a ‘special assignment’ for her.

BB totters into the office on ridiculously high heels, bright red curls, with tits and ass to rival Bs. Her white nurse uniform is several sizes too small, and her dress finishes about two inches above her butt cheeks. BB doesn’t see B in the office initially, and goes straight over to Dr. L, dropping to her knees and starting to unbuckle his belt. 

Dr. L. tries to explain that it's not that kind of special assignment, but It's too late as B rushes over to join the enthusiastic young nurse. The two busty beauties are introduced as BB fishes out Dr L’s enormous thick member, and their lips meet on the throbbing shaft. Eventually Dr. L moans and sends jets of thick cum all over the pair’s face and cleavage. 

Just as B and BB are sharing a sticky cum-glazed kiss, the door to the office opens and in walks Petey, dressed as a hospital porter. On seeing the messy women, he immediately drops the files he was carrying and hobbles out of the office clutching his crotch. Dr. L. pulls his pants back up  and sends the buxom pair out to begin their investigation. 

During the course of the rounds B discovers that all the suspected “poisoning” victims were men who had come in with mild heart complaints, only to have sudden, massive, heart attacks on their first day on the ward. A breakthrough comes when B witnesses a patient’s heart monitor almost exploding as Nuse BB bends over him to adjust his drip, pushing her extensive cleavage into his face.  B begins to suspect that the “poisonings” may have a more innocent explanation.

To test her theory, B races across town to the Pink Flamingo, seeking Fat Tony’s help. B interviews several of the club’s regular customers to judge their ability to keep their composure when faced with her own voluptuous figure. Selecting five of the calmest customers, B takes them back over to the hospital and has them admitted as undercover cardiac patients.

B rejoins Nurse BB on her rounds as she tends to the undercover patients and watches as the healthy men’s heart rates rocket to dangerous levels when the nurse bends from the waist to pick up a pen she dropped. Her already too-short skirt rides up, completely exposing her ass, the tight pink pucker barely concealed by a tiny white string-thong. 

B rushes to Dr. L’s office to tell him the good news that there is no poisoner in the hospital, and it was just the nurse's natural assets setting pulses racing. Relieved, Dr. L thanks B and arranges for Nurse BB to be transferred to the impotency ward where her skills will be more useful, and less dangerous.

Later, over drinks, nurse BB thanks B for helping to get to the bottom of the mystery. B says that she couldn’t have done it without help from Fat Tony’s customers, and the pair arrange a private room at the Pink Flamingo where they can thank all five of the men properly.