"Sup, ya fuck! Or, should I say, cuck?

"I wanted to let you know that I've really been enjoying your wife's pussy lately. After that first time I sent her back to you, she hasn't left me alone. Do you rememeber that night last week when she came home with red marks on her ass and her tits? She told me you didn't even notice. Bro...

"She and I just had a good laugh about how you begged for her body that night, how you groveled. She told me how she took control of you with the lips and the tongue that I'd fucked for the first time that night. She said she forced you to taste her. I bet she tasted good, huh?

"Guess what, dumbass, that was me you tasted! Oh, and before I tell you how it went, I fucked her pussy that night too, and her ass, so I hope you got in deep.

"When I took your wife out to dinner, we didn't even finish eating before she was dragging me back to the hotel. She stripped for me and begged me to stick my dick inside her. Don't worry, I fucked her just how she wanted. We had a great time. She's got the tigtest holes, probably clenched from all the years of trying to feel full.

"Hope you don't mind that I stretched her out good and proper. She wanted my first load down her throat, which she pulled out of me like an expert callgirl, then told me to bend her over and rim her out. I bet you can guess that I was ready for another fuck right quick. I spun her around on her back and she begged me to stick my cock deep in her asshole. That's right, she begged me. I gave her everything she wanted. I fucked her harder than you could ever dream of, and I shot my load deep in her pussy when she pleaded. She said she wanted you to find it later. Did you? Is that why she was so wet that night? After I was done, she said it was the best sex of her life. Hard to believe, considering what a sensitive little slut she is.

"By the way, her asshole is amazing. I know you'd have no way of knowing that, as she's never had the urge to feel your small cock there. Sucks for you, because the face that she made when I took her puckered hole is pornstar-level hot, like she wants to fight and fuck at the same time! You should really look into a fix for your shriveled dick before you lose another wife... How'd you even get this one? It's always, "Your cock is so much bigger than his," and "Please, let me suck it," and "It's never felt this good, cum in me hard," with her. While I quite enjoy her filthy mouth, and the feral sounds she makes when I fuck her raw, I feel bad for you, dude.

"As soon as you fix your dick, maybe work on not being so pathetic. Begging and pleading? It's honestly embarassing. Try standing up for yourself.

"In the meantime, I'll be looking forward to my next night with your cock-hungry wife. Later."