Hi everyone. What follows is a bit of an experiment on my part.

Inspired by a writing partner, I challenged myself to write a series of concise (one side of A4) plot synopses for a 70s-style porn-logic tv series featuring an over-sexed Bimbo Private detective. I don't know if they'll be fun to read, but they were fun to write, so I'm going to put them here to see what people think.

They are deliberately short with plenty of scope for expansion. Any and All comments welcome.

Episode one of the series can be found here, and episode two is here.

Bimbo PI S1 E3: Pink, White, and Blue

As a previous satisfied client is leaving B’s office, tucking in his shirt tails, zipping up his fly with a dazed look on his face, and neon pink lipstick smeared across his face, he almost bumps into an expensively and classily dressed woman in dark glasses on her way in to meet B. B. completely fails to recognise her as Clarisse Whitmore, the famous wife of the state senator who is up for reelection in less than 6 months. Once in the office Clarisse hires B to look into her husband's suspected infidelities. 

B takes the case and starts to tail the senator stealthily in her bright pink, open topped, cadillac. Whilst watching the Senator opening a local kindergarten through binoculars, B is approached by two huge men in dark suits and sunglasses - Senator Whitmore’s secret service detail. They take B in for questioning at the senator’s campaign headquarters at a hotel downtown. 

The Questioning soon gets personal, as B breaks down the professionalism of the FBI agents with her trademark bubbly flirtatious attitude, revealing all to prove she has nothing to hide. With both secret service agents (still wearing their sunglasses and stern expressions) grunting and sweating, one pumping B’s ass for information whilst the other cavity searches her pussy with his thick cock, the door to the office opens and Petey walks in wearing the badge of a campaign staffer. He immediately turns bright red, clutches at his crotch and shuffles backwards out of the room while B smiles brightly at him and waves hello.

Having discovered from the Secret Service agents that The Senator often leaves them behind on trips to The Pink Flamingo strip club, B heads down there to investigate. She arrives just in time to see the Senator slip into the back entrance of the club. Inside, B expects to see the senator getting a private dance from one of the girls, but instead he heads straight for Fat Tony’s office suite at the back of the club.

Confused, B follows, waving to Candy on the stage as she passes, and knocks on the door of the office. Fat Tony appears, opening the door a crack. He is disheveled, sweating and his big hairy belly is barely covered by a garish silk kimono. To the sound of grunts and moans from inside the room Tony explains the senator is just part of his Monday night ‘bridge club’ with him and ‘a few of the boys’. 

Relieved that Clarisse’s suspicions were unfounded, B rushes to the Senator’s house to give his wife the good news. Their maid lets her in, but she finds Clarisse upstairs in the bedroom with none other than Maxwell Hart, the Senator’s rival in the upcoming election. Clarisse had been trying to expose her husband in order to help her lover replace him in the senate! B watches the pair in bed from behind the door until she gets too excited, and rushes in to join them. 

Initially surprised by her appearance the illicit lovers soon welcome B, and the threesome continues enthusiastically, Until Senator Whitmore bursts into the bedroom just as his wife orgasms whilst sitting on B’s face as she is plowed by Hart. 

The Senator is shocked by what he sees and immediately recognises his political rival. Senator Whitmore gives his wife and her lover an ultimatum: he doesn’t mind what they get up to, but unless Hart drops out of the Senate race, He’ll expose the pair to the press and ruin both of their reputations. Hart agrees to drop out and endorse Whitmore for the election.

With business concluded, the Senator doesn’t see any reason to break up a fruitful meeting and begins stripping off himself, winking at Hart as he does so. B looks confused, but her client seems happy, and Senator Whitmore’s cock looks even bigger than Hart’s, so she guesses everything must have worked out OK in the end.