Hi everyone. What follows is a bit of an experiment on my part.

Inspired by a writing partner, I challenged myself to write a series of concise (one side of A4) plot synopses for a 70s-style porn-logic tv series featuring an over-sexed Bimbo Private detective. I don't know if they'll be fun to read, but they were fun to write, so I'm going to put them here to see what people think.

They are deliberately short with plenty of scope for expansion. Any and All comments welcome.

Episode one of the series can be found here.

Bimbo PI S1 E2: Habits and Harlots.

The camera opens on a close up of a sparkly pink dildo pumping in and out of a clean shaven pussy. The camera pulls back to show B. reclining in her office chair, legs spread,  stiletto heels on her desk. There is a knock on the door. B. pulls the dildo out and lays it on the desk, taking her feet off the table. A stern, tall woman dressed in black enters the office. It is Sister Mary-Marguerite - mother superior of the local convent. She wants to hire B. to investigate a series of mysterious thefts taking place at the convent. 

B agrees and the pair travel to the convent to begin the investigation. B. talks to all the nuns and they decide the best way to investigate is for her to spend the night. B. is assigned to sleep in the cell of two young naive nuns, Sisters Beatrice and Bethany. The nuns are woken in the middle of the night by B.’s loud moans as she masturbates, and the pair can’t help themselves but copy her, eventually joining B. in her bunk.

The threesome is interrupted by a noise from the corridor, and B. rushes out, naked, just in time to see a figure disappearing into the night. B. follows the figure until it slips away through the door to the adjoining parish church. Returning to her cell, B. finds the pair of naughty nubile nuns have carried on without her, and she dives back in with gusto.

In the morning, the trio are sleeping entwined on the floor of the cell where they have thrown their mattresses, when Petey comes in to wake the nuns for their morning service. Seeing the naked women he blushes, covers his crotch and waddles back out of the room. “Oh Petey!” giggle the three women.

Later B. goes to M-M to discuss her activities during the night, accidentally telling her everything. M-M is less surprised than B. expected, and immediately gets down to business, suggesting it might have been the new Priest, Father Brennigan, who recently started wearing gold Rolexes and buying suspiciously expensive wine for communion. B. Decides to speak to the new priest under the guise of needing spiritual guidance. 

Finding Fr. Brennigan alone in the church it isn’t long before B. is bent over the altar receiving her religious instruction anally. Just as the priest pulls out and B. kneels down for her baptism, a shady character enters the church, slowly making his way towards them. The priest finishes and quickly hides B. behind the altar while he talks to the newcomer. B. overhears him arranging to sell a priceless religious artifact. 

B. sneaks away and heads straight back to M-M’s office where she is surprised to find the two nuns she spent the night with bent over the mother superior’s desk with bright red handprints glowing on their naked behinds, with M-M herself dressed in a tight shiny leather leotard, her habit, and thigh high boots with ultra high heels. A secret panel has been pulled aside on the wall to reveal a selection of whips, leather cuffs,  large black dildos and a tasteful crucifix. M-M is in the process of pulling on a harness for a strap on when B. Arrives.

When B. tells her what she has found out, M-M puts away the strap on and instead straps two leather holsters to her thighs, and the four women head back to the church to catch Fr. Brennigan before the deal can take place. In the church the mysterious buyer escapes as soon as he hears the women enter, but Fr. Brennigan pulls a gun on B. M-M immediately jumps at him, backflipping up the aisle and using kung fu skills to incapacitate the priest, eventually  choking him unconscious between her thighs. 

M-M Thanks B. for her help and assures her that the church can deal with things from here on, but if she ever needs “help” with her cases, her nuns are always eager to provide spiritual guidance, a warm welcome, and some extreme violence, if necessary.