Danielle had been in a string of bad relationships. One dumbass guy after another. So, she did what her friends all suggested. She took a break. She deleted the apps. She rented a cabin in the woods. Went on hikes. Grilled. Watched movies. Read books. Sat in the hot tub. Caught up with old friends.

And then, after a week in paradise, it was back to the grind. Back to the 9-5 life. She hated it, but she had bills. Dani often thought about starting an OnlyFans but the thought of promoting herself on Instagram terrified her. Strangers and miserable people will do everything to bring you down and criticize you and she just wasn't interested in that kind of hate.

About two months after deleting the apps, Dani was at her neighborhood coffee shop, working "from home," when a super handsome man walked in. He ordered a matcha latte. His name was Tyler (she was eavesdropping when he gave the barista his name).

She smiled at him.

He smiled back.

Dani yanked her phone out and fired off an emergency text to her friend group.

"CUTE GUY AT COFFEE SHOP SMILED AT ME WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO???"

Texts started flooding in. Talk to him. Say hi. Flirt. Of course her sluttiest friend suggested blowing him in the bathroom.

While her eyes were glued to her phone, she had no idea he was approaching.

"Hi," Tyler said.

"OH!" Dani gasped.

"Sorry, didn't mean to scare you," Tyler said. "I'm --"

"Tyler," she said. "I ... heard you talking to the barista ... not that I was ... eaves ... it's ... it's a --"

"It's a small shop," Tyler said. "I get it. And you're ..."

Tyler picked up her coffee shop. She wasn't sure why, but the assertiveness of not asking to pick up her cup drove her wild.

"Dani," he said.

"That's me," she said with a slight blush.

Suddenly, two hours passed. Dani got exactly no work done. They exchanged numbers. They made plans for dinner. And as soon as she was away from him, she texted her friends and spilled ALL of the tea.

As soon as Dani got home, she ripped off her clothes, dove into bed and masturbated until her sheets were drenched with squirt. Exhausted, she took a selfie and sent it to her friends.

"That I Just Met a Guy and Masturbated 6 Times Glow," she wrote.

An hour later, Tyler texted. She texted him while she ate dinner. She texted him while some stupid reality show played in the background. She texted him while she brushed her teeth and got ready for bed. And, of course, as all things to around midnight, things got interesting.

"So," she wrote. "This is going to sound forward but ... I can't stop thinking about you. I have pretty low hopes that anything serious comes of this and I'm fine with that. I actually could use a fun casual fling."

"That sounds perfect," Tyler wrote. "I gather that you're pretty busy. I am too. But I'll always make time for some stress relief. And fun."

"Now that that's out of the way," she wrote. "Can I see your dick?"

Tyler laughed.

"I masturbated six times today," Dani said.

She sent him the photo.

"Wow," he wrote back.

A few seconds later, a dick pic arrived.

They sexted. It was pretty tame, even though he did send a video of him cumming. But over the next few days, things escalated. They talked about fetishes. Kinks. Sexy fantasies. Tyler was admittedly into some very weird and kinky stuff. Stuff that ... lowkey weirded Dani out.

BUT. He was SO NICE. He was honest. He was kind. And ... he was hot!

"Tell me your most extreme fantasy, "Dani wrote after two glasses of wine.

"Well, it isn't for everyone. And that's fine. I get it. Kinky stuff turns a lot of people off. But if you're not into any of it, that is 100% fine I respect your boundaries and I would still like to have fun with you. But since you asked ..."

Dani prepared herself.

"Have you ever been throat fucked?"

"LOL," Dani wrote. "No."

"Well, I'm sort of into that. But ... turned up a little."

"More than throat fucking? Like ... killing me and drilling a hole in my head and fucking my skull or ..."

"LOL, no. I'm ..."

"Yes?" Dani asked. "You can tell me."

"I just worry that it'll gross you out. And you'll view me differently and you'll be turned off or grossed out."

"Is it puke?" Dani asked.

"Yes," Tyler wrote. "But if it means anything, no solid foods."

Dani laughed out loud.

"Oh that's much better," she wrote with a sarcastic winky face. "Well, like what?"

"Oat milk. It ... doesn't curdle in your stomach. Or Gatorade."

Dani put her phone down and sighed. This was disgusting. She texted her friends.

"This guy is SO nice and SO handsome and he is SOOO WEIRD," Dani wrote to her group. "He wants me to puke on his DICK."

"Ew!"

"WTF?"

"Girl, no."

"DO IT!" Her slut friend wrote. "I puked on a guy once. He loved it. Throat fucking is intense!"

Of course, her slut friend said it was cool.

"Are you there?" Tyler wrote. "I'm sorry I'm sure you're grossed out."

"Nooo," Dani wrote. "Well. Yes. Yes, it's gross but ... I've had such a string of shitty boyfriends and bad dates. And you're the first really genuinely nice guy in a while so ... I mean. Fine. Fuck it. Come over and throat fuck me. Tomorrow. 10am. Bring the oat milk."

Dani threw her phone down and laughed.

10am on the button, her phone lit up. It was Tyler.

"Downstairs," he wrote.

She buzzed him in.

She was so nervous. Dani was pacing around back and forth. How do you even do this? In the bathroom by the toilet? In the shower? On a towel? Well, he was the one who was into it so he probably knew.

He knocked on her door.

"Oh no," she whispered.

She wasn't sure if she could follow through.

She opened the door and he smiled. In his hands, he had a grocery bag with oat milk and roses.

She moaned.

"So sweet," she said. "Come in."

They kissed.

"So," she said. "How do I do this? WHERE do we do this?"

"Well," he said. "Anywhere you're comfortable. We can put a bunch of towels down. Or a giant plastic mixing bowl if you have one. Just to catch everything ..."

Dani opened the carton of milk and began drinking.

"Top shelf over the fridge," Dani said.

Tyler headed to the kitchen. She began to undress. Her body was perfect. Dani was fit. Tan. She had perfect tits. Long brown hair. A neatly groomed bush. When he turned around, he stopped in his tracks.

"Wow," he said. "Oh my god."

He eyed her up and down.

"You ... wow. You look incredibly beautiful."

She smiled as Tyler undressed and she continued to drink.

"I think like ... do whatever you want to me," Dani said. "I'll be your little playtoy."

"Safe word?" He asked.

"Uhhh ... papaya," Dani said, giggling.

"Got it," Tyler said as he put the bowl on the floor.

Dani got on her knees.

Tyler's hard cock popped out. She gulped and wiped her chin. She put the carton on the coffee table and motioned for him to come closer.

She opened her mouth and wrapped her lips around his thick, throbbing, veiny cock and began to suck. He moaned as she took him deeper and deeper into her mouth.

Saliva flowed, dangling off his cock, off her chin, dripping onto her breasts.

She rubbed her pussy.

"Do you mind if ..." Tyler asked as he grabbed her hair.

"Mm-mm," Dani said, shaking her head no.

Tyler eased himself deeper into her throat, holding her head firmly in place. Her eyes began to water.

"Good girl," he groaned.

She moaned as he forced himself down her throat.

"Gooood," he grunted.

Saliva splattered out of her mouth all over his torso, cock and balls.

"Yesss!" He shouted as his cock seemed to get even harder.

"mm-hmm," Dani moaned.

He pumped.

"AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGH!" Dani cried out.

"Let it out," Tyler grunted.

"GAUUUUGH!" Dani cried.

He yanked his cock from her throat and a wave of thick, white oat milk vomit gushed from her mouth.

"In the bowl in the bowl!" He grunted.

She leaned over the bowl.

"Good slut," he barked.

She nodded.

"Open up," Tyler said.

She opened her mouth and he spat onto her face, smearing it all over her until she glistened.

He jammed his fingers into her throat, fucking her mouth.

"AUUGH!" Dani grunted.

A thick wave gushed into the palm of his hand. He slapped it onto her face and into her hair.

"YES!" She cried out suddenly.

Her burst of excitement surprised even herself. Was she ... into this?

"More?" Tyler grunted.

"MORE!" Dani grunted.

He yanked her hair firmly around his hand and held her head in place. He spat on her tongue and slid his cock into her mouth. She gagged.

"Let it out," he begged.

She listened. More puke gushed over his thick hard cock.

"Keep sucking," he begged.

She slurped up her oat milk puke and spat it on her tits. He kept throating. Harder and harder. She continued to explode, gagging oat milk puke all over herself. Her body was drenched.

"C'mere," he demanded, dragging her to the sofa. He flipped her upside down so her head dangled off the back. He placed the bowl under her slutty head and squatted down. Suddenly, he felt her tongue on his asshole.

For the first time in her life, Dani was rimming someone. She ate his ass. She sucked his balls. He throated her until even MORE thick spit and puke soaked her face. Her hair was matted down. Wet. She couldn't get enough. She masturbated.

He fucked her mouth harder and faster.

She moaned as she rubbed herself.

"Make yourself cum while I throat you!" He grunted.

She fingered her cunt until she was squirming and writhing all over the place.

"MMM! MMMM!!" Dani screamed with his cock down her throat.

"Cum for me!" Tyler grunted.

"MMMMM!" Dani howled as a wave of squirt GUSHED from her pussy across her living room and onto a nearby wall. She flopped around onto her stomach and jackhammered her pussy harder.

"Into the bowl!" Tyler begged, grabbing and positioning the bowl under her still squirting cunt.

"FUUUUCK!" Dani howled as she squirted.

She collapsed onto the floor.

"I have to piss," she giggled.

"Piss in the bowl," Tyler begged, his puke covered cock still throbbing wildly.

Dani squatted over the bowl and spread her lips open so he could watch as she urinated. Her crystal clear piss filled up the spit and puke filled bowl.

"Mmmmm fuuuuck," Dani moaned. "Do you like watching me pee?"

Tyler nodded as he stroked himself.

"Do ... you have to pee?" She asked.

Dani wasn't sure where this was coming from. Something about Tyler put her at total ease. She WANTED to be used and dehumanized. She wanted to be throated and pissed on.

"I do," he said as he aimed his cock. "Open your mouth."

"Mm-mm," Dani said, shaking her head no.

"Do it," he demanded. "Open your mouth."

"I ..." Dani whispered. "Okay."

She opened her mouth. Tyler stepped forward and flooded her mouth with piss.

"Drink," he begged.

She gulped and winced. It was not awful but something about being pissed on and forced to drink it made her grimace.

"Good girl," he moaned with delight as he pissed on her face.

"Yes," she giggled. "Cover me in piss!"

Tyler peed all over Dani. She was dripping wet by the time he was finished. Her hair was soaked.

"Can I fuck you?" He asked.

"Of course," Dani said.

Dani got on her hands and knees, her face hovering unfortunately over the plastic bowl full of vomit and pee.

He got behind her and slid his cock into her cunt.

"Mmmm fuuuck," she purred as he slid in and out of her perfect little cunt.

He spat on her asshole.

"Finger it," she begged.

He slid a finger up her ass.

"Let me taste," she said.

He pulled his finger from her pink asshole and pushed it into her mouth. She sucked. He moaned as he fucked her slowly.

Tyler reached around and jammed his fingers into her mouth, fucking her throat while he fucked her pussy. She gagged and puked into the bowl.

"Good slut," he groaned.

"I want your cum," she begged. "Give me a facial?"

Tyler grunted as he fucked her cunt.

"Soak my face? Soak my pretty face in your jizz."

Tyler nodded as he grunted. He fingered her pink asshole while he fucked her cunt. She gagged herself, shoving her fingers down her throat. Every time she puked, her cunt got tighter.

"I'm so close," he groaned.

"I want to do something really gross," Dani said with a giggle.

Tyler stood over her, masturbating. She picked up the plastic bowl and dumped the contents over her head. She shivered and recoiled in disgust, but knowing that it drove him WILD made her pussy soak.

"Fuuuuck! You dirty slut!" Tyler groaned with pleasure. "I'm gonna cum!"

He stepped forward and ejaculated, shooting one, two, three, four, five, six THICK ropes of white sticky sperm all over her face, through her hair, and onto her tongue.

"Fuuuuck!" Tyler howled as he collapsed onto her sofa.

Dani opened her eyes and looked at him. She was a disgusting mess. His cock was throbbing uncontrollably.

"Did you like it?" She asked.

"I loved it," he moaned.

They cleaned up and showered together. They kissed. They ordered in sushi, watched a movie and fell asleep together. In the morning, Dani woke up and couldn't even believe she'd done what she'd done. She was so turned on and repulsed at the same time that she woke Tyler up, straddled him and fucked him until he came inside of her.