Not cut out to venture across space? Nice try Dad, I'm not going to community college just because you think the universe is a little spooky..

Giggling, you kick the autopilot on, your home quickly disappearing behind you as your ship eats up the void space between you and the university on Kettering 7 a few thousand lightyears away. Sure, the ship was a gift from daddy, the jangling credit chits in your pocket part of your meager allowance that should continue indefinitely. But that's just how things should be, right?

Leaning back in the luxurious velvet pilot chair, eyes closed, you relax.

Hull Breach detected, Hull breach detected

Containment alarms blare, the cockpit bathed in emergency red lighting, waking to a personal hell as your eyes fly open and you stagger upward in your seat.

Emergency landing procedures engaged. Tavros system detected

Where in the flying fuck is the Tavros system??

The green crest of the forest dense planet appears in your viewsceeen, hurtling closer as the ship careens towards the nearest habitable system.

What lies down there..? Humans? Civilization? Surely nothing that daddy's money can't fix..

Unbidden, thoughts of the Interstellar Discovery Channel rises to the forefront of your mind. The beautiful Mindy Dangerthot, stumbling into a hive of Thenerax's. The bee-like creatures swarming over her, clothing tearing like wet paper beneath their stingers.

The censors had done what they could of course. By the end, the black boxes were no longer needed, her body so slick with honey and alien 'fluids' that she was nearly unrecognizable. Her only identifying feature the bright red lipstick of the cumdrunk smile still plastered on her lips as the camera crew carried her off. After all, they needed to clean her up for next week's episodic explorations..

A lovely day to all my fellow roleplayers, hope you like the brand new prompt! I took some inspiration from the amazing game TiTs for those familiar. An alluring promise of a vast world of opportunities and kinky encounters that are just around the corner to explore.. So what's the catch? Come on, there's always a catch..

Fortunately the strings attached are pretty minimal. I am looking for a longterm roleplay partner and I also enjoy a mix of roleplay and OOC chat/dirty talk as part of the fun of getting to know my partner! So if any of that sounds fun to you, drop by and say penetrating pineapples as a little evidence of your reading skills!