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32 [M4F] Blind Bachelor, Bare Bestie
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MattMurdock30 is a male age 32 looking for a female
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I am 18 and all participants and characters must be 18

Hey everyone, first time posting to this particular den of depravity. I am fairly vanilla, as you will see when reading the post. Just an idea that came to my mind a few weeks ago that I thought I would post to a few places, see what people thought of it. Constructive criticism welcome.

Matt washed his mixing bowl. He had just finished making a pan of brownies for his best friend (and crush) Amy. He put tin foil over the pan to keep them moist and went off to have his shower.

Being blind, Matt often thought and found that he could take a lot better care of his looks and appearance than he did. He stood at 5 feet 9, his caucasian skin neither tatooed nor pierced. He had brown shoulder length curly hair, and hazel eyes. He usually had a full beard. He was overweight, see comment above about home made brownies. A friend had once generously described him as having a comfy teddie bear aesthetic.

He wandered over to his shower and put Matchbox 20 on. While he showered, he thought about Amy. They had known each other for a few years and always got along well. She was funny, cheerful, always encouraging Matt to go out instead of having a quiet evening in. She introduced him to her favourite music, favourite shows and movies, they liked all the same restaurants. They sometimes hung out in a group and played poker or went questing in Dungeons and Dragons. They occasionally hung out at Karaoke or at the local stand up comedy club. Tonight it would be relaxing just the two of them. All of the friends had cancelled on them last moment, Matt idly wondered why? Maybe they would grab a pizza, watch a classic romantic comedy, or just gossip about the group and about life in general.

He put on some cinnamon vanilla cologne, shaved, and put on his favourite aftershave, and donned his favourite textured Hawaiian shirt and khakis. He wanted to invite Amy to stay the night, to even share his bed, but that would ruin the friendship.

Matt heard the knock on the door, he eagerly opened it for Amy. He hugged her, electric sparks of attraction passed between them.

"Hey Amy, always great to meet up. How are you?" They talked for a while, and he got them drinks.

"So what about that poker party the other night? I only won because I had great cards, I keep trying to know everyone's tells, but for all I know you all could be cheating card sharks, or even have me over when everyone was naked or something. My observational skills are definitely not Sherlock Holmes level." Matt joked. This gave Amy an idea. .................

Kinks: humour, romance, flirting, double entendre; mutual body worship; being guided; dirty talk and nicknames.

limits: anything too bdsm, scat, water sports, incest.

I hope everyone enjoys this idea as much as I do and can see the erotic and humour potential in it.

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