Hey, I need to talk to you about something really, um, personal.

So a few months back, a couple of the guys from college bought some pills to help them, ya know, stay up. And my friend gave me a few just in case I needed something a little extra.

So I-

What? Oh, don’t give me that shit. If I can’t talk to my sister about this kind of thing then who else can I talk about it with, huh?! I’m not gonna go talk to mom and say, ’Oh hey, I bought some boner pills and now things are weird.’

So, anyway… Since Viagra is apparently, like, super expensive they bought some off brand stuff and apparently it worked fine for all of them.But when I tried it well…

Look, this is a lot harder for me to say than it is for you to hear but…

It has made my loads a lot bigger. Like, a lot lot bigger. I mean they are-

What? How much? It’s not like I have been cumming into a freakin’ measuring cup! Like, at least a cup per load?

Don’t laugh! They just keep going! And it’s like, one after the other with these! I’’ll crank one out and then- BOOM- I’m ready for round fifteen.

Okay, yeah... I’m the reason there is no toilet paper in the house. I’m sorry, okay?

I also noticed it’s gotten a lot… bigger since I took one of the pills.

Well, it started at around seven inches and now it’s roughly… a foot when it’s mostly hard.

I’m serious! Why would I make this up?! What possible reason would I have to embarrass myself like this?!

So do you think you could… Help me?

I don’t know! You have friends, maybe you could hook me up?

Come on Sis, help your little Brother out!

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I am 18 and all participants and characters must be 18 .

Hello! Now, I know the prompt is a bit basic but I think it’s a classic and there is a lot of fun to be had with it! I think there is a lot of room for raunchy, entertaining fun with this type of thing and I would love to explore it with you. The prompt is silly, so I think it is okay for us to be silly with it. Do you show me off to your friends? Our cousins? Let’s find out together!

Your Character: I am largely open to anything! The only stipulation is that my character found you extremely attractive, so that leaves a lot of wiggle room. In general, I like short women with larger breasts and thicc asses. Though I can be convinced otherwise. I am fine with all nationalities and skin colors though I am particular on my own character’s features (We can have a different parent, or be step siblings). I love it when people have a particular character concept at the start, so please feel free to send me your ideas.

My Character: Nicolas “Nick” Stone, 19-21 years old, 6'3" and built wide like a lumberjack (Little bit of weight, but enough muscle underneath to not be considered fat). Like all men who grew up very tall very fast, he wouldn’t hurt a fly. Dark brown hair with a trimmed beard to match, thin black glasses. Tattooed to all hell, and trying to quit smoking. Today he is wearing a white t-shirt from his favorite band, blue jeans, and leather boots.

If this sounds good to you, send me a message and we can talk about it! If this doesn’t sound like your jam but you like my style, take a look at my DPP profile. I pride myself on trying to combine humor and eroticism like a sexy Terry Pratchett, so... just Terry Pratchett. I have a more detailed list of Kinks and Limits on my profile, so if there is something we both enjoy, bring it up and we can totally make something work. If you’d like to incorporate a particular kink, I am all ears.

Feel free to shoot me a message if you have a prompt you want to share and I promise I will take a look.

Take care, and I hope to hear from you soon!