A few people have asked so here is a quick story on my experience that I sent to someone a while back. Once again, I suck I typing stuff and yes I do enjoy sniffing and licking dirty ass too lol.

One more thing before the story. Sometimes when messaging a girl on tinder or bumble or whatever the hell, it’s nice sometimes just to hit them up with something simple to show you’re an ass man so you know who will be more right for you. You are an ass man so be confident and show them, don’t shy away from it. Be assertive! I use to hit them up with simple things like “taco bell and booty rubs? Doesn’t have to be In that order cause you know...nevermind.” Or “your cheeks look like my new favorite pillow” Something corny or silly. Loosen up, and their holes sure will 😂

Story/advice:

So there was one time where I met up with a girl on tinder that likes COD. We met in a hotel and she brought her Xbox. We 1v1ed each other and I told her who ever loses the best two out of three has to give the other a massage. I lost on purpose because I knew what I was doing :) she laid on her stomach and I started rubbing her back. I pulled up her shirt and kept massaging and slowly rubbing her ass here and there. I then slowly while rubbing, pulled her pants down just a little to show the crack and kept rubbing her crack with my thumb here and there ( don’t do it too much, it will seem eager) then I pulled it down more and more slowly at a time. Eventually her whole cheeks were out. I kept rubbing her back up and down crack to neck with one hand while kissing the back of her neck. Then I kissed lower and lower till I was kissing and rubbing her big light Brown ass. And eventually just rubbing my nose up and down her crack while kissing it but just enough sniffing to where she won’t notice and get freaked out. Sometimes I just hold their arms down really tight and sniff the living fuck out of their ass crack just to show them I’m down as fuck for freaky stuff but if you want to take a slower approach, read on.

Once I knew she was comfortable I just kept rubbing her cheeks while laying on my stomach between her legs behind her and spreading them while i rub so I could see her brown hole. I then started kissing the inside of her cheeks and every now and then, kiss her asshole. Once that was done, you know it’s fair game and you just spread her cheeks wide and start licking in a circle around her hole. Go down to her pussy here and there just to get her excited and more horny about her experience. Then I just licked her asshole up and down and eventually get to jabbing it with my tongue and sticking it as far as I can in there. Don’t be afraid to throw more kisses in there and kisses with tongue like your making out with her asshole and you’re in love with it. Eventually after that get your sex on and as time goes on, the more you eat her ass, the more normalized it is to her and she will be more open to dirty things. Especially if one day she goes to the bathroom and you give her no choice but to kiss her hard, pull down her pants, spread her open and lick her hole clean. If that doesn’t go so well. Just pull her pants down and while you are making out, slide a finger through her crack. If she’s like “omg why did you do that it’s dirty” just look her in the eye and lick your finger. She will know you’re a freak and be more open to anything as long as she knows you like that stuff. Trust me brother, you got this. Just be yourself and take things slow and eventually you will have them farting hard in your mouth. Also another way to get a girl to fart for you while you’re eating her ass is to wrap your lips tight around her hole and blow some air in there. They won’t be able to hold in their fart and when they fart and get embarrassed, just keep eating it and sniffing it. They will be so impressed by how freaky and comfortable you’re making them feel! Don’t do too much air because it’s bad for them. But good luck on your journey man!