Warning, I’m fucking terrible at telling stories lol.

This is about my experience with some women I’ve been with and fart fun.

I’m not sure what it is but In all honesty, I’ve been with about 18-20 women and I’ve told about 7 of them and they have been totally cool with it. I remember the first girl I seriously dated when I was 17 was long distance from me( 1 state over), but when I came to visit and we had a night out, we got back to her parents place and they weren’t home. I basically just pulled down her pants and bent her over and she said “wait it stinks” and I just shoved my nose in and sniffed her chubby Mexican ass so hard and licked her hole clean. She was so cool about it and enjoyed it so much she started sending me fart videos and even went to the extent of sending videos of her spreading her cheeks apart after using the bathroom with no wipe.

Once we broke up, I went crazy on tinder and when I would get with a girl and we would have a few dates, I would eat her ass and she would tell me she loved it. After I kinda got sneaky and when they would go to the bathroom and come back, I would play with their ass and sniff it. They would freak out at first but I would tell them it will be okay and just pulled down their underwear, spread, and lick. After another get dates I would be eating their ass again and tell them to make it talk to me and they would!

There was one time when I went out to a bar with this girl that I had worked with for a while. I always messed with her and told her how fat her ass was and she caught me talking about how far I would bury my face in it with a co worker. It was really awkward but a month later we went to that bar, went back to her place, she payed the baby sitter, put her kid to sleep, then found me naked in her bed. She went to shower really quick and when she came back, I bent her over and started kissing her cheeks. I spread her open and tongue fucked her bbw Mexican asshole (I love Mexican woman!). She then said “damn you are a freak” and while hovering my mouth over her asshole I said “you have no idea, I honestly wish you didn’t shower” then I proceeded to shove my tongue in her while she said “fuck that is so hot, I wish I didn’t either”. After that I heard her stomach growl really loud (probably from all the beer she had) I asked if she was okay and she said “yeah this is really embarrassing, I’ll be right back” then I said the famous words while my mouth was hovering over her winking brown hole and said “don’t be shy babygirl, make it talk to me”. I was so nervous she would be weirded out....but what happened next was so fucking sexy. She told me to put my mouth over it and she farted so hard in my mouth I can still taste it a few years later. Then, while we were fucking she would stop me to tell me she has more for me and I would pull out, put my mouth right over her smelly hole and suck in all her farts. Best night of my life. The next morning I thought she would be embarrassed at how she acted when she was drunk, but instead when I cuddled her from behind, she farted on my dick and turned back and kissed me. I was so mad I was moving for another state the next week. I still think about her every night.