So i had my first encounter with a Karen today. Was at a local store where they wear blue vest and walking past the self check out when this old biddy cuts in front me. All that got her was now we were walking with her at 2 o' clock off my nose.....or umm....front of my cart......so as we walked I noticed she was slowly makeing her way closer to my lane. The old biddy even tried speeding up when I tried to pass her.

So heres how this went down.....Old Biddy cuts me off....like literally just turns, right in front of me. I wouldve run her over if i walked my normal pace....which is pretty fast as I use to work production and we worked at a fast pace....so the port/bow...or front left...of my cart clipped old biddys purse and she turns, looks me all offened and I looked back at her then said, Well excuse the fuck outta me....stupid bitch....she declined to pursue any action......