Today at uni, I found a paper on the desk which I chose to sit in the seminar hall, I saw a crushed paper on the table, I opened it and found it was the resume of my crush. There's all information about her including her phone number and email, I want to send her an anonymous mail, something funny kinda stuff but I don't know how to write like that. I'm not a native English speaker. I have been thinking, of all other students who could have got that resume why me? Why did I choose to sit on that exact same desk while there were plenty others that were vacant... I would like to take this chance and maybe I'll get a chance to talk to her. Can someone help me write the same?

Edit - Lots of you told me not to be a creep, so I valued your judgment and I sent her a message stating that I found her resume