My wife and I have 8 kids between us ( aged 21-10yo) so there is always someone coming or going plus we both work full time. Although we have a good sex life, as you can imagine finding sexy time can be a challenge. Today we found ourselves in a rare moment of having no children at home, so ceazing the moment we headed to the bedroom….. fast forward a few hours and the kids are home from school and life is in its normal busy afternoon state. Next minute we hear “what is that!!!!” Being screamed from the bathroom….. my wife runs upstairs to our ensuite to find our 10yo daughter pointing at the rather large, clear vibrator that we affectionately call Casper sitting on the bathroom sink.

I had cleaned up post coitus, and after cleaning down Casper, left him on the sink to dry and then moving on with the rest of my day, forgoting about him until out daughter very loudly announced his presence to the whole house. Now it the talk of the house and both my with and I are embarrassed but also somewhat bemused! Dinner conversation was interesting tonight!