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Nervous erection in front of the Jehovah Witness
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So it was a Wednesday morning, I was in bed naked and looking at porn. Half the time, I usually shower and dry off naked on my bed but today I heard a loud aggressive knock on my door. I was thinking law enforcement or something so I jump out of bed and put on shorts.

Normally, I would put on a shirt on but I am starting my lifestyle as a nudist so being shirtless outside isn’t a sin (to my understanding). I see this guy in a suit from the porch window and I open the door and the first thing he said ..something of the line ..”do you know Jesus Christ as your Lord Savior “.

The first line throw me off because I was surprised people go door to door and I always laughed in his face. I ended up saying sure as i roll my eyes than he proceed his motto…as I noticed he was getting nervous as I kept his eye on me. It was the type of eye contact to avoid seen something so I wasn’t sure until he gave me a broucher of the “good news” that’s when I know I noticed I had a semi erection.

I thought about closing the screen door but he was behind it so I thought clutching my butt cheeks together will get rid of the erection but it just made it worst. Now I would think he would say something “I am sorry, I came at a bad time or if you are busy I can come another day”

Nope, he asked if I have time to sit down and talk about Jesus or something. At the same time, he kept his eye on me the whole time and he was motivated to sit down to talk someone about Jesus even if I had a nervous erection.

Now at this point, I have idea he knew what I was doing before hand and thought he can save my soul from going to hell. By saving me is by letting me come in to talks about good news so I can repent. I told him it wasn’t a good time as I have a nervous laugh starting to developed than he proceed “when is a good time?”

Now I am starting to enjoy that he can see my erection in his peripheral vision and he is motivated to save a soul. After i lied that I will be home tomorrow, he left.

I was guilty of the interaction but at the same time I think he didn’t care but want to save me from going to hell

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