speaking to a confused grade 9 class, imnofox exposes Stalin1953 for the socialist fraud that he is

"He comes out here, with his big words and long speeches- how can he be a working class socialist if he knows so many different words? A real Canadian like me knows so few, I have to repeat them all twice! Checkmate, commie!"

"A real man of the people wouldn't come out here in flashy green leather shoes and a flashy bronze watch. How can a socialist afford such a watch? He's either a thief, or a fraud. Neither's better!"

the children look on perplexed

"Tell your mums and dads to vote for the guy who's not a flashy fraud- Karomne."

a CBC journalist tells imnofox "I feel like I've been here before?"

"Just write your article ma'am, these kids are supposed to be learning about primes."