Happy weekend everybody,

We are looking for the elusive and possibly mythical unicorn. Ladies, message us if you want to play.

We're also interested in couples for a full swap in the same room. We may consider a separate room full swap after we meet. We like to play games and play with toys. We're not into violent acts or being excessively rough in the bedroom. We prefer couples that live in El Paso and can meet up without needing a lot of notice (we still have kiddos at home).

He is of average build (6'1",230) and has an average-sized member. If you're looking for a donkey, we're not the couple for you.

She is a little more than average (5'10", 238). She will surprise you with her endurance and agility. Plus, she can get wet at the drop of a dime, and she orgasms hard.

Our biggest turn-ons are educated people younger than us who can hold a conversation, people that are easygoing and funny, and folks that like our music preferences (her: country/oldies, him: rock). Animal lovers are our favorite.

Our biggest turn-offs are people that smell like an ashtray (smokers are fine as long as you don't smell like a cigarette), people that wear the whole bottle of perfume/cologne at one time, people that don't shower regularly, people that speak like they're still in high school, and people that are pushy and have little or no respect for boundaries.