Hey women of r4r! Would you like a totally average experience from a totally average guy where I try all I have in my totally average bag of tricks to get you off? Well you've come to the right place!
Iām an out of shape, basic guy of Edmonton that can't host but can travel around that would love to try and give you a big O...key word is try. Iām not totally sure it'll happen, it's a coin flip really, women's bodies are complex, man. But, I have enthusiasm! And I'll give it all I can!
I've got a pretty average face, not handsome, not 2am last call. Cock size is...could use some work, but I am a gamer so my finger skills are šš¼. I was also great at eating pudding cups without a spoon if you know what I mean.
So if you want someone kind of awkward, that might get the job done but maybe not, who is, again, out of shape, painfully average, not a porn star whatsoever, and tells terrible jokes, send me a chat and let's see what happens.
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