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40[m4m][Sherwood Park] seeking nerdy friend with benefits
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SailorCharon is a male age 40 looking for a male in Sherwood Park
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40, 5'11", fat, long purplish hair, brown eyes, glasses, goatee/stache. Can never host, can travel.

Figured I'd try this out.

I'm not looking for anything special. I'm just a very lonely guy stuck in a bad situation trying to reach out. I'd love to meet a guy who won't disappear once he learns about my background, who I can hang out with and watch cartoons, play some video games, have a smoke, and play with each other's joysticks. I've been alone and isolated for so long though that I'm not going to rush into anything. I won't meet you tomorrow. I may not meet you next week. I need to move very slowly.

I love to cook. Food is my passion. For games, I'm pretty casual, playing, like, Mario Party and Mario Kart, Planet Zoo, PGA Tour 2k23, and Animal Crossing. My favourite games though are Persona 5 and Final Fantasy X. I can't wait for Final Fantasy XVI next month! I fancy myself a writer, but if I'm to be honest I haven't written anything in a couple years, though I have a story that's dying to be put to paper. I do like to draw a lot though and I think I'm getting pretty good with my coloured pencils.

In terms of bedroom stuff, I have a strong preference to bottom, but I'm willing to flip for the right guy and the right mood.

As for you, well, I'm open to just about anyone that's nice to me. My "type" is definitely nerds and geeks; birds of a feather, right? But if you want to try being friends for more than a week, I don't really care if you're a nerd or a jock or anything in between. Shared interests matter, but time apart is also important, so you go party with the bros this weekend, I'll play online with my nerds. I definitely prefer smaller guys with lots of hair and foreskin, but it's the man, not the penis, that matters most. Just hey, if you're below average, uncut, and don't shave, then step right up! :P

Hope to hear from someone. I'm sorry if I'm slow to reply.

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