I was scrolling TikTok the other night and came across this call out. You might have seen it - this guy was following this girl around a Walmart and very obviously jerking off.

Gross, consent is important.

But… it did make me think. It made me think about how nice it would be to have a stupid little companion to follow me around and mindlessly jerk their cock. No thoughts, just pumping and jerking. Maybe occasionally cumming.

I mean, I’d get to think for them, and they’d just get to be a brain dead little gooner. Just a silly little edge pet.

That sounds nice to me. A silly little pet for me to play with.

Consensually, of course.