Someone else's post on here got me thinking, so I decided to turn it into a post for all of us to share in:

A real goon store would be amazing. I imagine it a bit like a WeWork. You reserve a booth for 6 hrs on a Saturday from noon - 6p. The next session would be booked 2 hrs out, to allow for ample cleaning, although you can pay a bit extra for another hour, which makes for rush cleaning charges. Then you leave your necessary items in a bowling locker. The whole thing is reserved on the internet, and you never see a living soul. We'll even stagger the entry and exit points so you never see anyone in the parking lot. The building is branded in some completely innocuous thing, but it's a metaphor for what's going on inside. Maybe something like Verge Therapeuticals.

Anyway, once inside, you head to your locker, and grab your implements: assuming for men will store their recievers and attachments, which will be professionally cleaned by staff for an additional fee. Their rooms will be full of Handys, and Venus 2000s, and Nimble Strokers, and Fleshlight mounts and holders, and all kinds of prostate machinery of course. And for women it'll be attachments for fucking machines and Sybians and MotorBunnys, stuff for breast play, and camming and doing photo shoots, and locations for romantic evenings alone with bathtubs and spas, etc.

Every room has backup lube and condoms and lots of other last minute items for sale that can be brought to your room via robot servers. I could franchise this out once I get one or two of them running smoothly. Who would be down for hour long room rentals with some really high end stuff to edge your brains away in?