Time to go around the goon table and tell each other what we’re thankful for! Is it your tight wet pussy, or maybe you’d like to take a moment and say how thankful you are for your throbbing dick, either way say it loud and proud so we can all hear. I’m thankful for my fleshlight and my personal porn collection that I use every day to keep myself dumb and full to the brim with cum. I’m thankful for this subreddit and all the disgusting pervs who help keep my dick standing at attention, I couldn’t be a good gooner without all the people I have met in my edging journeys.

Don’t forget to keep yourself sticky whether it be from good food or fucking yourself stupid 🦃