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Humping in the morning
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I know its time to wake up for all you horny gooners and goonettes. How many of you just cant help but put your hands between your legs first thing? I bet your bodies are red hot with lust as your hips begin to buck as soon as your eyes open. You take your pillow and put it between your legs, letting your crotch pretend its someone's leg. You keep humping and humping like a desperate slut until you can't hold back anymore, but you know you shouldn't cum. You stop yourself right before you explode, and the cycle repeats itself. Your whole body is nothing but a slave to pleasure, and you feel it at every hour of the day. Its just those few moments in the morning, that you can truly let your gaurd down, and act as desperate as you want.

So go ahead, hump hump hump.

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