Gonna try again and maybe catch some different timezones lol

I've been told to start myself a nice pair of cummy boxers to wear every time I edge, end up with a nice pair of messy messy underwear. They're already pretty messy just three days in...

I thought it would be fun to make them even filthier, so I took the idea of body writing but started writing on the boxers instead. So far I have stuff such as "insert cock here" with an arrow pointing to my ass, "rub here for cream" right over where my cock sits, and then a lot of the classics like "cum lover", "public property", etc etc.

Anyway, I'm hoping for something new to add and I thought it might be a good idea to ask a bunch of other horned up gooners. So I'd love to hear some suggestions! I'll write the highest upvoted, but also just anything that we like the sound of.