It didn’t take long for me to relapse back into the degenerate edger I’ve become, but it feels different this time. I’m constantly scrolling through this thread and seeing dozens of people an hour talk about how their brain is dead and they’re a helpless pornosexual who rubs their goon sticks and holes all day. I just can’t get enough of it.

We all live our own lives outside of Reddit, but slowly I think we’re starting to crack away at our disguise. With each pump, rub and second of porn we view, we dive further and further into the goon hole. I’m not sure if it’s a gen z thing or what, but man all of us here are spiraling so far down and I love it. Keep rubbing, keep stroking, keep denying and keep watching porn. Always support one another out here, an outbreak of gooners is coming